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YOUR TOMBSTONE
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#1
01-18-2012, 10:31 AM


What will it say on your tombstone?
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01-18-2012, 10:42 AM
Not answering your question but made me think of something on a marker in our local cemetery. The young widow of an elderly man (my cousin) had this engraved on his tombstone:

"I told you I loved you, but I lied." Is that unbelievable?
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01-18-2012, 10:48 AM
Cremation is my wish, no tombstone here. Sprinkle my shit all over Augusta National and I'll be fine.



Here's an old site you can use to create a tombstone if that's your wish.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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06-27-2012, 09:37 AM


"She was a pack of black cats in a red paper wrapper".

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06-27-2012, 09:42 AM
I told them I was sick
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06-27-2012, 10:33 AM
(06-27-2012, 09:42 AM)crash Wrote: I told them I was sick

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06-27-2012, 10:45 AM
I'm being cremated and I want my ashes spread over the mall of america.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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06-27-2012, 11:28 AM
"Tits or GTFO"
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06-27-2012, 11:30 AM
(06-27-2012, 10:45 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I'm being cremated and I want my ashes spread over the mall of america.

that's a good idea. shopping for eternity. except I don't want to be cremated. I guess they could just cut me up and bury parts of me all over the mall.
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06-27-2012, 11:31 AM
I want the breasts and thighs.
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06-27-2012, 11:36 AM
I found out too late hah
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06-27-2012, 11:50 AM
(06-27-2012, 11:31 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I want the breasts and thighs.

You can find the breasts and thighs buried in Vicky's.
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06-27-2012, 12:00 PM
I want to be cremated, processed and added as a secret ingredient in a popular feminine hygiene product, just so I can have one last taste.
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06-27-2012, 12:04 PM
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06-27-2012, 12:15 PM
Eh, what the hell, as long as it's a female using it. And the bright side is I wouldn't even have to get her really drunk first.
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06-27-2012, 12:56 PM
"Died before he could think of something cool to write here"
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06-27-2012, 12:58 PM
(06-27-2012, 12:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: Eh, what the hell, as long as it's a female using it. And the bright side is I wouldn't even have to get her really drunk first.

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09-09-2020, 08:26 PM
"I'm just going to get the mail"
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09-09-2020, 08:35 PM
This thread just gave me a great idea.

Ask me what your last words will be, I'll start.......


Clang: "That fucker is gonna splash me with that pudd............."
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09-09-2020, 08:36 PM
Duchess: " I just LOVE these shoes!"
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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