Speaking of being a beanpole, I was goofing off with my daughter the other night and I stumbled back, my ass hit the wall and I put a watermelon size hole in the damn thing.

How the hell do butt cheeks make a hole in a wall?? There is some padding back there for chrissake.

I had to buy a piece of drywall, cut out a big square and put the new piece in to fix it, FFS.

Off to apply some more joint compound.

Sounds like plaster boards, fun to run through till u hit a stud.

(05-22-2012, 04:40 PM)ESAD Wrote: Sounds like plaster boards, fun to run through till u hit a stud.

Cracker can't give me grief for this; she likes you too.

you like me but u used to hate me so u pretteh lil thoing youi x

No wonder my head is so fucked up that I have "fat" days. This lovely size 16 is considered plus size by the fashion industry. WTF

That is not fat.

What a cow.

Of course I was just kidding... she's thick, but not fat. Beautiful woman... but then again you all are with your tempting curves, soft skin, and your wily ways.

post 45 ^

i am built like that and 5'10". amazon.

women are supposed to have some curves on them, it's God's way of reminding men they're like mountain highways. You gotta slow the fuck down or you'll miss all the great scenery and probably crash before you hit bottom.

(08-01-2012, 11:42 AM)Duchess Wrote:

No wonder my head is so fucked up that I have "fat" days. This lovely size 16 is considered plus size by the fashion industry. WTF

Shes a size 16?!?! Certainly doesnt look it

Before I had my children, I was a size 0, or a 0-slim. I haven't wore a two piece bathing suit in years. I bought one last month and immediately regretted it, not wanting to be seen in public in it. Upon trying to return it, I found the tags and receipt were removed from the bag and a note from the man I'm seeing saying I'm not to return it. He likes me curvy and I like that he like it. I wore it to a pool party over the fourth and got a lot of compliments. Many men like women who can properly fill out a swim suit or a blouse or a pair of jeans. I don't find this woman to be fat, I find her voluptuous. To many, that's sexy.

She doesn't look fat to me and I don't believe she wears a size 16. I think I'm about the same size and I wear a 6.

Yea there is no way she is a 16. And she looks fabulous in my opinion.

I give her a 9.6 for sucking in her gut.

(08-01-2012, 01:16 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Yea there is no way she is a 16.

Actually there is a way, she's 6'2".

She is a UK size 16, so probably a ¹²⁄₁₄ US.

16 will get a guy 20, oh no, wrong kind of stats.

Anyway, that's my kinda 16, as was said, voluptuous!

(08-01-2012, 01:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(08-01-2012, 01:16 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Yea there is no way she is a 16.

Actually there is a way, she's 6'2".

But even at 6'2 do you think she could really wear a 16? Have you ever seen size 16 underwear, you could use them for a parachute.

(08-01-2012, 11:42 AM)Duchess Wrote:

No wonder my head is so fucked up that I have "fat" days. This lovely size 16 is considered plus size by the fashion industry. WTF

She's sexy as hell, imo.