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08-10-2012, 08:59 AM
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Jeremy Johnson, 20, of Pennsylvania, pleaded guilty to breaking into a barn and performing oral sex on a female horse, Pennlive.com reports.

Johnson was sentenced to two-and-a-half years probation for defiant trespass and sexual intercourse with an animal.

Police were called to the Perry County farm for a possible break-in at around 1 a.m. on May 2. The barn's owner told police that an employee spotted Johnson in the stables after alarms were tripped.

Johnson told officers he had been job-hunting at the barn previously and did not realize the time. He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse, according to a previous Pennlive.com story.

Johnson's case comes on the heels of a story earlier this year about a man who was accused of receiving oral sex from a horse, but was not charged under the state's recently passed bestiality law because of an apparent oral sex loophole in the ordinance.
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08-10-2012, 09:33 AM


Yuck
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08-10-2012, 09:52 AM
What a sicko!









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08-10-2012, 10:23 AM


I'd stick him with a pitchfork. Rawr!
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08-10-2012, 11:37 AM
Poor horse. Disgusting. Sick bastard.
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08-10-2012, 11:58 AM
WTF is wrong with people???
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08-10-2012, 12:00 PM


I can hardly believe he licked it! Oh my gods. Have you ever seen a mare's cooter. Jeezus. Too bad she didn't pee in his face.
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08-10-2012, 12:01 PM
(08-10-2012, 12:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I can hardly believe he licked it! Oh my gods. Have you ever seen a mare's cooter. Jeezus. Too bad she didn't pee in his face.

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08-10-2012, 02:12 PM
(08-10-2012, 11:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote: WTF is wrong with people???

I was just thinking the same thing as you when I read that story.

WTF is up with people!
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08-10-2012, 02:17 PM
MyGAWD!!! I hope I've heard it all now...but sadly, I know I haven't.

The title of this thread cracked me up...hah
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08-10-2012, 03:25 PM
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08-10-2012, 03:28 PM
We really need the rest of the facts... I mean she was probably asking for it.

After all, just add a 'w' and rearrange the letters what will you get?

WHORES.
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08-10-2012, 04:13 PM
(08-10-2012, 03:28 PM)Jimbone Wrote: We really need the rest of the facts... I mean she was probably asking for it.

After all, just add a 'w' and rearrange the letters what will you get?

WHORES.

LMFAO!!! 115

I bet its the way she moved those lips, on both ends.
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08-10-2012, 05:11 PM
(08-10-2012, 08:59 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse,

I'm just happy I got to read the above sentence. A rare treat to be sure.
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08-10-2012, 05:19 PM
(08-10-2012, 05:11 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-10-2012, 08:59 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse,

I'm just happy I got to read the above sentence. A rare treat to be sure.

I am curious of the cleanliness factor and did it taste grassy?
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08-10-2012, 06:04 PM
I meant the sentence.
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08-10-2012, 06:17 PM
Never mind that guy, what about the one who was caught RECEIVING oral from a horse? Any of you ever been bitten by a horse? It hurts. Enough that I wouldn't care HOW hard up I was, I ain't putting my junk anywhere near that. Nossir.
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08-10-2012, 07:03 PM


I was going to make a wise ass comment about a mare's vagina winking when she is aroused & because that's actually a true statement I went to look for something to back up my claim & discovered a tutorial, a TUTORIAL on how fuck a horse. Not kidding.
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08-10-2012, 07:16 PM
Whoa!!
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08-10-2012, 07:28 PM
I think you have an obligation to your constituents to post a link to that tutorial.
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