What if it's a girl?

I would still kick her there, it would hurt like a bitch

Cunt punch. Harsh.

I'm disappointed to find out that I'm the most honest person in this thread. If I'm the high watermark for truth we're going to hell for sure.

Well if the bitch didn't try and rob me she wouldn't get CP'd.

I'm not going to hell, I don't believe in it

It's not like any depositor would lose their money anyway; insurance and all that.

That is a super handy way to stay out of hell Jez. That's how I'm planning to stay out of heaven (full of christians ick).

(08-22-2012, 01:17 PM)QueenBee Wrote: ...if you knew you would not be caught or punished?

No, I have this silly little pride thing going on, it even prevents me from hitting up my man for money.

(08-22-2012, 02:57 PM)username Wrote: It's not like any depositor would lose their money anyway; insurance and all that.

I get that, it;s more about wiping a smirk off an arrogant face.

(08-22-2012, 02:59 PM)Riotgear Wrote: That is a super handy way to stay out of hell Jez. That's how I'm planning to stay out of heaven (full of christians ick).

I think so too.
There are mostly jews in heaven, they are the chosen ones, which means you know there will be lots of good food and drink.
The christian's are in purgatory with the morman's.

I think a better question would be what else would you do if you knew you'd never be caught or punished?

I'd start it's own thread but no one (including myself) would answer with anything that even remotely resembled honesty. Hell, good luck getting an honest answer to that one in the privacy of your own head. I do and let me tell you it's dark.

You're right, many would never be honest about that as they would be ashamed of themselves for thinking of doing certain things.

Agreed. I feel no shame for any thought or action but I think I'll let someone else set that particular bar. Don't want to be the first guy across the finish line while everyone else is still pulling their boots on.

I'd rob the bank.

I already knew you would.

(08-22-2012, 01:27 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: but if i did, i'd give half the cash to St. Jude's Childrens Hospital. [/b]

I give about $300 a year to them, I sure hope it's legit. I sometimes wonder with all the letters they send asking for money constantly.

(08-22-2012, 01:59 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It's a good fantasy, but I couldn't handle the guilt of taking other peoples' money and costing the Fed in insurance.

Couldn't rob any retail establishment either; wouldn't want to hurt the business owner financially.

However, I think I could rob a cash-heavy drug dealer or con artist with no guilt whatsover (if I lived).

^^^^^^^^^^^ + to take something from anyone wouldn't even cross my mind...except i've got to admit, if I were a police officer...just busted a meth lab operater...they're carting him off to jail and i'm left to gather the evidence...I discover gazillions in cash behind the creep's sofa... ummmm....i certainly would be tempted...would still hope i didn't do it because it's a pandora's box i would never want to open for myself but would sure be hard not to...

(08-22-2012, 03:22 PM)sally Wrote: I'd rob the bank.

(08-22-2012, 03:25 PM)sally Wrote:

(08-22-2012, 01:27 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: but if i did, i'd give half the cash to St. Jude's Childrens Hospital. [/b]

I give about $300 a year to them, I sure hope it's legit. I sometimes wonder with all the letters they send asking for money constantly.

they are angels on earth. and no child is ever turned away for lack of funds. the kids have cancer, it's heart-wrenching. brave little souls.
i have never heard anything negative about St. Jude's, and GOOD FOR YOU SALLY for giving!

I'd like to change it up a bit. Sorry OP. Same vein I think -

Would you murder an innocent person to save the life of someone you love? No conditions/adjustments. Theirs for yours.

To save someone I love, of course I would. I don't know how I would be able to live with myself afterwards but to answer the question, yes, I think I would.

I don't know now. Fuck! There's different kinds of love. I love my dear friends differently than I love the man in my life.

I don't know.

Define degrees of love.

No conditions. For the purposes of the question you define "someone you love". I don't think I beat around the bush. Someone you love. Humor me

Oh ok then...Someone you love a little?