(01-31-2013, 02:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: ^Alrighty then.

I have no idea what she's talking about.

I did just hear that the guy behind the Te'o "hoax" is talking to Dr. Phil. Supposedly he says he was in love with Te'o.

Get with the program soldier/User. Dan Marino involved in sex scandal, news just breaking. Lovechild involved as well as hush money. Do I have to spell it out to you?

A link would be helpful.

http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/1879683

I wonder if the wife already knew about the affair/child or if this is news to her.

Other than that, don't care.

Which is why I put it in the Boring Drivel thread.

Don't ever wear a brand new bra for the first time when you intend to be away from home for any length of time.

That's my tip for the day. You're welcome.

(01-31-2013, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't ever wear a brand new bra for the first time when you intend to be away from home for any length of time.

That's my tip for the day. You're welcome.

Clang, did you get this ^^^?

(01-31-2013, 02:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(01-31-2013, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't ever wear a brand new bra for the first time when you intend to be away from home for any length of time.

That's my tip for the day. You're welcome.

Clang, did you get this ^^^?

Yep. Also: Don't break in new high heels on a long nature hike.

(01-31-2013, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't ever wear a brand new bra for the first time when you intend to be away from home for any length of time.

That's my tip for the day. You're welcome.

Yes, you really need to test it out first. I hate it when spillage starts and then all of a sudden you have a tumour like growth lump. Or a third breast. You keep tucking it back in but it keeps on popping out. You can't know these things when you are trying it on at the bra shop.

(01-31-2013, 02:27 PM)username Wrote: A link would be helpful.

Sorry User, I didn't think anyone in here would be interested in the story, just the cheap jokes.

I have heard Dan Marino and Lois Einhorn have named their child Captain Winky.

(01-31-2013, 05:55 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(01-31-2013, 02:27 PM)username Wrote: A link would be helpful.

Sorry User, I didn't think anyone in here would be interested in the story, just the cheap jokes.

I have heard Dan Marino and Lois Einhorn have named their child Captain Winky.

These jokes are Ace(s). Ventura too far though and some might think you're Carrey-ing things too far.

(01-31-2013, 06:04 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: These jokes are Ace(s). Ventura too far though and some might think you're Carrey-ing things too far.

And people wonder why I chose Clang University.

(01-31-2013, 05:52 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You can't know these things when you are trying it on at the bra shop.

That's not the first time I've done that I just didn't recall it until it began to happen again.

I've never tried one on before I bought it. I rarely try on anything before I buy it.

(01-31-2013, 07:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-31-2013, 05:52 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You can't know these things when you are trying it on at the bra shop.

That's not the first time I've done that I just didn't recall it until it began to happen again.

I've never tried one on before I bought it. I rarely try on anything before I buy it.

I wouldn't think you'd be allowed to try on a bra or panties before buying due to hygiene issues.

Piqued your interest, huh Clang? Yes, you can try on bras. They even have bra fitters that will assist you.

You could probably try on underwear but I don't know anybody that would. Yuk. I'd never really thought of it but I'm glad I wash before I wear.

I'm not always commando.

(01-31-2013, 08:14 PM)username Wrote: I'm not always commando.

YES YOU ARE!

I can't "mock" you(as much) if that is true.

As for the bra fitters, maybe one day I'll have the courage to go into a department store and ask for a bra fitting. And if they refuse I can always become rich by sueing the store for millions for discrimination!

Do it!!!

No good deed goes unpunished. I was in line at the store with about 15 items and a woman came up behind me with 2 bags of pasta. I said "oh, that's all you have? Go ahead" even though I was in a hurry. She gets in front of me, puts her pasta down, then grabs another divider and a box of Altoids. Now she's got two orders and she proceeds to pay for both with coins she has to search for at the bottom of her purse.

(02-01-2013, 02:54 PM)username Wrote: Do it!!!

I just might sooner than later. My mom was already last night and today joking about putting me and my brother in one of her dresses/mumus. (Oh Mom if you only knew how close to the truth you are)

My husband is in trouble!!! He towed my son and 4 of his friends on the back of his car up and down our cul-de-sac. I didn't like it much either (and i put a stop to it) although physics says they'd fall backward not under the wheels of his car. Still, we have a pissed off neighbor who told my husband he was acting like a teenager and any of those kids "might have been paralyzed". Neighborhood drama!

Thats always fun!