How about a picture of Cracker?

(02-10-2013, 01:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: What I notice is that Cracker takes every opportunity to tell us how great she is. Usually in novel form. I guess if you say it enough, you believe it. But maybe it's just me that sees that.

Maybe.

I type quickly. I used to be a graphic artist. I've typeset thousands of pages. I can also pasteup an entire book, magazine, newspaper, or pamphlet with the old rolls of line tape, an xacto and a t-square. I have mad skills.

I'm sure you can run the coffee machine at work, so it's all good.

(02-10-2013, 01:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: How about a picture of Cracker?

With a hotdog?

Fat girls stick together. And I don't just mean when they have to take the stairs...

Hotdogs are bad, very bad.

(02-10-2013, 01:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: Fat girls stick together. And I don't just mean when they have to take the stairs...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Made myself laugh out loud.

You fat girls are a ton of fun.

(02-08-2013, 11:22 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(02-08-2013, 12:22 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Most importantly, how are you at sammiches? If you mention Vegimite...

Did someone say Vegimite?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I did really enjoy this. Not for the reason you intended, but it struck me as bizarre and hilarious.

(Is your arm resting on a roll or is that just your shirt? Is there a kitten sleeping under there? Is that a fucking sack-dress? So many questions...)

(02-10-2013, 01:26 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-10-2013, 01:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: How about a picture of Cracker?

With a hotdog?

Fat girls stick together. And I don't just mean when they have to take the stairs...

If the only pics you have of yourself is with a hotdog, then yea go ahead.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Ah, have to get busy, but I did laugh.

(02-10-2013, 01:25 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-10-2013, 01:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: What I notice is that Cracker takes every opportunity to tell us how great she is. Usually in novel form. I guess if you say it enough, you believe it. But maybe it's just me that sees that.

Maybe.

I type quickly. I used to be a graphic artist. I've typeset thousands of pages. I can also pasteup an entire book, magazine, newspaper, or pamphlet with the old rolls of line tape, an xacto and a t-square. I have mad skills.

I'm sure you can run the coffee machine at work, so it's all good.

Ah you impress me with your skills dear lady.

I can do lots of other stuff, too. Except crafting, don't do much of that. Makes a fucking mess.

I enjoyed our time today. Smiling.

Ahh look at that!! Crackers heart grew three times it's size today.

Final question for aussie because it's on my mind:

Do you and your boyfriend ride to work together when you check him back in after the weekend or do you take separate cars so you don't get in trouble?

Back to brunch-making...

(02-10-2013, 02:02 PM)Cracker Wrote: Final question for aussie because it's on my mind:

Do you and your boyfriend ride to work together when you check him back in after the weekend or do you take separate cars so you don't get in trouble?

Back to brunch-making...

I want brunch. Correction, I want someone to cook me brunch.

I'd slaughter some puppies for a good eggs benedict.

Love how this thread went from feelings about LC to food and slander! Love this place !!!!

(02-10-2013, 02:05 PM)username Wrote: I'd slaughter some puppies for a good eggs benedict.

Heathen! Go to the gawddamn Hilton, they serve brunch every Sunday from 10 - 2.

That really is an awful top, or dress, or apron or I don't know what the hell it is. You already have a shirt on Aussie, why the fuck would you put that on over it?

One word, "tenting."

I just hope it isn't for fumigation purposes.

(02-10-2013, 03:31 PM)sally Wrote: That really is an awful top, or dress, or apron or I don't know what the hell it is. You already have a shirt on Aussie, why the fuck would you put that on over it?

Oh FFS, it's a quick casual shot of me at home taken by a 9 year old on an ipod. It was uploaded hurriedly to continue a joke about a popular food condiment in every australian household. Now all this. It's a mini dress, it's summer here. I couldn't care less what you guys say about my looks or dress. If I didn't have the guts to post it, I wouldn't have. And that 'dress' is UK designer NEXT.

I have PMd private pics to certain people in here when they have requested and they have PMd me in return. Even you Sally. But I wouldn't post any private pics of loved ones, my private life is private.

Poor Cracker all bitter and twisted because she has no one.

So what are you wearing under the mini-dress? Do you treat it like a skirt and only wear bloomers underneath or do you wear it over jeans? It looks more like a hospital gown to me in which case you'd just leave your bare ass sticking out.

(02-10-2013, 08:28 PM)sally Wrote: So what are you wearing under the mini-dress? Do you treat it like a skirt and only wear bloomers underneath or do you wear it over jeans? It looks more like a hospital gown to me in which case you'd just leave your bare ass sticking out.

Vegemite, an essential condiment for any Australian household.