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(03-21-2013, 07:07 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: (03-21-2013, 06:46 AM)ramseycat Wrote: As for Tiki, how delightful your mother must be. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.
I'm adopted . . . she's not my bio-mom.
JSYK - "Apple" isn't the best analogy when talking about someone who is Native American. Personally, I don't mind.
I just know how much you deplore racism and the use of epithets.
I wasn't aware you are Native American. No insult to your heritage intended. It's just an old saying.
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(03-21-2013, 07:03 AM)Duchess Wrote: (03-21-2013, 06:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Duchess, have you ever tried Zumba?
No but I have heard about it - only because the instructor was running a whorehouse out of her studio. *snicker*
Lol nice.
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(03-21-2013, 07:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I wasn't aware you are Native American. No insult to your heritage intended. It's just an old saying.
It was something I shared many moons ago.
My peoples have been ignored by the round eyes since before the time of the casino. It had caused great sadness.
I'm glad it's just a memory and comprehension thing, with you.
And the insult was really a "Yo Mamma . . ." thing.
Good thing I'm not a Negro.
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No insult intended, but I never really paid that much attention to you.
Do you have a Totem Pole in your Teepee?
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(03-21-2013, 07:27 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Do you have a Totem Pole in your Teepee?
It's funnier when stated: "So . . . been a long time since you've had a Scrotum Pole in your Teepee, huh?"
Or: "Do you peepee in the Teepee?"
And: "So . . . what on earth do you people call toilet paper?"
BTW - Wigwam is not a hair club.
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(03-21-2013, 08:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
I'm glad you laughed.
From the same folks who brought you Small Pox, Indian Giver and Low Man on the Totem Pole . . .
Those are some of the "funnies" white people asked me through the years.
A black woman asked me if: "Wigwam be Indian for Beauty Salon?"
I changed it to Hair Club. That's the white in me.
Yet, when I state that I'd rather be Hopi than be gay, I get the stink-eye.
BTW - Begay is a common Dineh (Navajo) surname.
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(03-21-2013, 03:03 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: (03-21-2013, 08:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
I'm glad you laughed.
From the same folks who brought you Small Pox, Indian Giver and Low Man on the Totem Pole . . .
Those are some of the "funnies" white people asked me through the years.
A black woman asked me if: "Wigwam be Indian for Beauty Salon?"
I changed it to Hair Club. That's the white in me.
Yet, when I state that I'd rather be Hopi than be gay, I get the stink-eye.
BTW - Begay is a common Dineh (Navajo) surname.
Are you any relation to the notable Notah?
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(03-21-2013, 03:05 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Are you any relation to the notable Notah?
Goddammed sheepherding PGA apple!
That was cruel and uncalled for.
However, his balls are dimpled and white.
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(03-21-2013, 03:13 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: (03-21-2013, 03:05 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Are you any relation to the notable Notah?
Goddammed sheepherding PGA apple!
That was cruel and uncalled for.
However, his balls are dimpled and white.
Thought you'd enjoy that.
Whatever happened to that guy?
He was pals with Tiger (probably rode his coattails on a few Vegas trips) and next thing you know, he's back in AZ teaching golf to young people.
He'd actually putt left or right handed in a tournament depending on the break of his putt.
Pretty cool.
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Well that explains the drinking problem and long trip to rehab.
Glad you're back, Tiki!
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That's not fair user, all indians aren't alcoholics. You're such a racist bunghole sometimes.
Did you ever think Tiki just left to make some wampum?
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You're both wrong. She left to oversee the addition to her Teepee being built.
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(03-21-2013, 04:18 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Did you ever think Tiki just left to make some wampum?
Pochahontas?
Nope. Never even kissed her.
Injun maidens - Puttin' back the "ho" in Nava and Arapa.
And Ramsey . . . Not a Tee-Pee . . . a "HO"gan.
Get with the lingo or ask me to throw you a stick or ball.
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(03-21-2013, 06:46 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You don't hear me making fun of anyone for their weight. Fat or thin. The way Cracker makes fun of fat people makes me think she is fat. Or she used to be fat and got made fun off. She lost weight and now turns the tables.
You know I'm not fat. I posted a pic. The fat girl in you wouldn't believe it.
Let me know if you want a breast pic.
(03-21-2013, 06:46 AM)ramseycat Wrote: A person with confidence doesn't have to repeatedly tell everyone how great she is.
Yes, I do. You always try to make me stop by saying that but it never works. I think I'm great. So do most other people. It's great being great.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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No one is great at everything. What's one of your weaknesses, Cracker?
I am the opposite of artistic and my math skills suck.
You? Actually this question deserves its own thread but I'm too lazy to go make one from my phone. Another weakness...selective sloth.
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(03-21-2013, 07:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: You know I'm not fat. I posted a pic. The fat girl in you wouldn't believe it.
Let me know if you want a breast pic.
I'm in for one of these. PM is fine, no need to post on the board.
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(03-21-2013, 07:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: (03-21-2013, 06:46 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You don't hear me making fun of anyone for their weight. Fat or thin. The way Cracker makes fun of fat people makes me think she is fat. Or she used to be fat and got made fun off. She lost weight and now turns the tables.
You know I'm not fat. I posted a pic. The fat girl in you wouldn't believe it.
Let me know if you want a breast pic.
(03-21-2013, 06:46 AM)ramseycat Wrote: A person with confidence doesn't have to repeatedly tell everyone how great she is.
Yes, I do. You always try to make me stop by saying that but it never works. I think I'm great. So do most other people. It's great being great.
Nope. Still don't believe you.
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(03-21-2013, 07:20 PM)username Wrote: I am the opposite of artistic and my math skills suck.
Jesus, I suck at math... but I can write pretty well and have a sharp mind otherwise.
Math just never clicked with me.
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(03-21-2013, 07:20 PM)username Wrote: What's one of your weaknesses, Cracker?
Ooooo! Ooooo! *raises and waves hand frantically* I know!
Authentic Mexican Food.
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