(10-31-2013, 05:43 PM)Maggot Wrote: It's raining and the costumes are on.

Oh noes! I guess it's better than snow or a hurricane.

I hate halloween. We don't do it here. If a child had turned up here I would have given them a mandarin.

I almost just asked the stupidest question ever. I am so glad I caught myself. I never would have lived it down.

No! You are not allowed to do that, give it up. What was it?

I think she wanted to know what a mandarin was.

Nah. I know it's that crappy, bitter orange like thing I find in disgusting salads sometimes.

(10-31-2013, 05:53 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: No! You are not allowed to do that, give it up. What was it?

I was going to ask about Thanksgiving. Hahahaha! *facepalm*

I had a senior moment.

I really hate when kids don't have on a costume or say thank you.

It was raining here and getting late when the cutest little wet bumpkin about 4 yrs old rang my bell and in the sweetest little voice said trick or treat. I dumped half the bucket of candy in her bag. Her eyes got big and she hugged my leg.

(10-31-2013, 07:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: I dumped half the bucket of candy in her bag. Her eyes got big and she hugged my leg.

You are too cool, wild man.

Kids not wearing a costume shouldn't be rewarded with a treat. That's some fuckin' nerve.

I love Maggottyboo! You big softy.

I bought a four pound combo bag of almond joy, kit kat, reeses and some other bullshit, they haven't even made a dent in it. The next kid that shows up gets it all, but I don't think anymore kids are coming so my husband will luck out when he comes home from bowling. Not many kids come down this street, they all go to the mansions on the river about a block away.

One year I took my older kids down there and this weird cult of 90 year olds invited us in their unbelievable mansion and gave us punch and pencils that said something about Jesus on them. Very strange, the punch was damn good though.

Ill take the Almond Joys.

Only one house we stopped at tonight (out of 20ish) didn't hand out a treat.

She had pencils, stickers, etc.

She also didn't tell my kids 'no candy cuz you're fat!'

Ginger had those long legs though, and lips that trembled.

Trembling lips. Funny you should say that.

(10-31-2013, 05:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:

(10-31-2013, 03:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: I won't be surprised if Aussie puts her tree up in the next 7 days.

Thanks for reminding me. I've got the perfect spot for the tree this year.

(10-31-2013, 04:50 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Makes sense...only crazy people do that.

You bitch, the earlier you put the tree up, the stronger the spirit of Christmas comes into your house and then Santa brings you better presents....but you go on ahead and put yours
up the day before and see what happens.

I will put mine up about a week after thanksgiving...like most normal people do, crazy lady.

We don't have Thanksgiving here Einstein, try and keep up.

What if their parents are neglectful and didn't buy them a costume and they have no manners because their parents didn't teach them, then they encounter your wrath Ramsey, it's hardly a beautiful life for them is it? Shame Ramsbitch Shame.

Unless you're putting up a live tree, it would probably look like kindling by Christmas if you put it up now. I'm pretty good at keeping water in there but they still start dropping needles and crap within two to three weeks .