I'm getting a knee roller. I have all wood floors downstairs so I can zip around on that. I don't need a wheel chair. I scoot up and down the stairs on my tush. I'll use the crutches upstairs. The worst thing is I'm not supposed to shower! Fuck that. I'm showering.

(09-07-2015, 09:25 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I'm getting a knee roller. I have all wood floors downstairs so I can zip around on that. I don't need a wheel chair. I scoot up and down the stairs on my tush. I'll use the crutches upstairs. The worst thing is I'm not supposed to shower! Fuck that. I'm showering.

Knee roller? Like a legless begger would use?

I hear ya about the shower. I'd shower too.

Are you laughing at me???? It's like a rolling crutch.

I'm imagining you as Tiny Tim.

Bitch

(09-07-2015, 09:25 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I'm getting a knee roller. I have all wood floors downstairs so I can zip around on that. I don't need a wheel chair. I scoot up and down the stairs on my tush. I'll use the crutches upstairs. The worst thing is I'm not supposed to shower! Fuck that. I'm showering.

Quick & easy, just get out of your car in the middle of a car wash!

You can even get an "all over" simonize while you're at it!

I got my fucking cast wet despite having it wrapped and taped up in a garbage bag. This is a pain in the ass.

You're going to grow mold now.

Oh Oh, what Ms D said!

You may want to consult your doc, and see if that really can be/is a problem. You don't want to complicate things, and possibly get a major infection!

There has to be a better way, "they" can't expect you to go a month without a shower!

I maybe guess a better way would be by you getting a "Greek God" to give you sponge baths!

I'm calling the doc tomorrow to get the wrap replaced. I also ordered this shower sleeve off Amazon. It had great reviews and is guaranteed to keep it dry. Otherwise I'm going to have to sponge bathe and wash my hair in the sink or over the tub.

Hey assholes. Try not to miss me too much. At our cabin...no internet/VERY scetchy AT&T. I expect you all to be your usual fuck stick selves while I'm gone.*smooches*

(09-07-2015, 05:34 PM)username Wrote: Hey assholes. Try not to miss me too much. At our cabin...no internet/VERY scetchy AT&T. I expect you all to be your usual fuck stick selves while I'm gone.*smooches*

I included you in our group shower.

(09-07-2015, 05:34 PM)username Wrote: Hey assholes. Try not to miss me too much. At our cabin...no internet/VERY scetchy AT&T. I expect you all to be your usual fuck stick selves while I'm gone.*smooches*

Have a "fucking" good time!

(Don't forget to do some woodsie stuff too! )

Did User just send us smoochies?

I'd love to be at secluded cabin in the woods. I'd sleep until the sun came up & eat ice cream for breakfast. Naked sunbathing & smoking pot all the live long day.

No phones, no fax, nothing but chirping birds.

Well I made it out alive. 4 days and nights of partying and sex. Wow what a time this year was. Started every morning having rumchada root beer floats at 7 am. Then switched to beer at about 9am. I don't know how I made it all day and was still at the bars at last call. I even came up with a idea for a painted tittie contest for my friend Stang the tittie painter and he used it. So the party got to see one more contest of tits. My OL entered that one and took 2^nd place. So she was happy about that one.
We also got to see two great bands. One was Electric Shock, it is a AC/DC tribute band. M\an did those fuckers rock. Durring this concert I felt a nudge on my right side and realized there was a bike pulling up to the stage right next to me. This fucker nosed the front wheel up to the stage and starts burning the rear tire. Holy smoke cloud batman.
Then even though I am not a big country fan I did see Dallas Moore band. It is a outlaw country band and if you are ever able to see them in your area I would highly recommend seeing them.
I even fell of the wagon and smoked my brains out for 4 days. Now tomorrow its back to reality.
Anyway just wanted to let my MOCK family they did not lose a family member.

Was just downloading pics and seen this one of my breakfast.

Trying to post a video here so if I fuck it up it wouldn't surprise me.
These riders are pulling down 131 mph in a 1/8^th mile. Track record is 134

http://vid215.photobucket.com/albums/cc2...0006_zpsf6^stavcb.mp4


Damn, fucked it up just like I thought.

(09-07-2015, 05:57 PM)F.U. Wrote: Well I made it out alive. 4 days and nights of partying and sex.

My days and nights consist of cleaning up ridiculous messes after people and animals. I started off the morning with the dog shitting all over the garage and I ended tonight with some asshole not closing the tap on the container in the fridge and leaking a gallon of Tropical Punch Koolaid everywhere. I have 4 beach towels in front of the fridge to catch the koolaid right now. I just want to cry.

Oh well. I'm glad you're at least enjoying your life.

(09-07-2015, 05:34 PM)username Wrote: Hey assholes. Try not to miss me too much. At our cabin...no internet/VERY scetchy AT&T. I expect you all to be your usual fuck stick selves while I'm gone.*smooches*

Too late. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Time for Clang's drug and alcohol fueled naked rampage to begin! Woot! *begins applying the war paint*

(I wish. *sigh* Another week of filing.)

Glad to see nobody croaked this weekend. I think.