Some people have suggested cum, but I don't know where they got that screwball idea from. To my knowledge sperm is not high in calories.

I'd go with beer or butter. Or maybe whole fat milk. We may never know.

(07-08-2016, 09:49 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I think I belong here.

What gave you that idea? Are you an intellectual asshole?

That is why I don't like to say hello to someone until they have at least committed a little more.
"Hi my name is 'stuffsmyface' I'm really cool!" Yay! Welcome, wow, so excited you are here, yay.
"Hi my name is 'fat-fuck' and I don't give a fuck, and I'm really edgy" Awesome, welcome, make yourself at home, we will prove to you that we don't care either.
"Hi my name is "youguizRbitcheZandUsucK" entertain me and convince me to stay." Oh okay, we'll get right on that.

Welcome.
May your time spent here be refreshing as it is honest.

Get out.

Heh

Guzzler is one of those words that creeps me out like "moist" does for Duchess.

You ain't kiddin'. Add underpants to that and it makes me crazy.

So what about Wet spot? Does the phrase bother you , or is it just sleeping in it that does the trick?

(07-11-2016, 05:32 PM)F.U. Wrote: So what about Wet spot? Does the phrase bother you , or is it just sleeping in it that does the trick?

Nah, the phrase doesn't bother me. Moist is just a word I don't like, along with underpants and boiled.

boiled underpants. That will be my next name should I ever join another forum again.

MoistGuzzler. I should have gone with that.

(07-12-2016, 04:58 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: MoistGuzzler. I should have gone with that.

Do you have a 5 o'clock shadow you can rub on the inside of her thighs?

*yawns*

try to contain your excitement lol

(07-12-2016, 04:58 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: MoistGuzzler. I should have gone with that.

Donovan, did you create a second account? : D

Nope, I suck at doing joke accounts, I hate not taking credit for my best lines.

I've never understood the appeal of that. I've given it a shot and completely sucked at it. I can only be Duchess. People have created socks of me though.

I have a sock I call Duchess.



Never mind why.

That made me laugh out loud. I liked it a lot and it made me want more. Ha.