(07-14-2016, 10:25 AM)Duchess Wrote: That made me laugh out loud. I liked it a lot and it made me want more. Ha.

You want more of him jacking off with a sock named Duchess? Ewww!!!

He's not jacking off in a sock named Duchess for fuckssake. I took it as the joke it was meant to be.

I have a sock I call Fahqtoo and sometimes I put my foot right up into it through the gaping open mouth.

(07-14-2016, 11:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:

He's not jacking off in a sock named Duchess for fuckssake. I took it as the joke it was meant to be.

I think he is...and does.

(07-14-2016, 04:58 PM)Donovan Wrote: I have a sock I call Fahqtoo and sometimes I put my foot right up into it through the gaping open mouth.

(07-14-2016, 07:26 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(07-14-2016, 11:21 AM)Duchess Wrote: He's not jacking off in a sock named Duchess for fuckssake. I took it as the joke it was meant to be.

I think he is...and does.

(07-14-2016, 08:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-14-2016, 04:58 PM)Donovan Wrote: I have a sock I call Fahqtoo and sometimes I put my foot right up into it through the gaping open mouth.

(07-14-2016, 07:26 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(07-14-2016, 11:21 AM)Duchess Wrote: He's not jacking off in a sock named Duchess for fuckssake. I took it as the joke it was meant to be.

I think he is...and does.

I call my underwear "HotDog". Although, to be honest I pretty much always did that.

Well, that makes more sense than calling your bra 'HotDog', I guess.

You all are giving the newbie a lot to jump off and play with here.

Let's hope she (or he) is busy guzzling caloric Mud Slides or something equally intoxicating. That might add a little jazz to Calorie Guzzler's posts; my excitement surrounding her (or his) arrival is at risk of becoming thoroughly containable.

I'm considering a vibrator that looks like it's wearing a Hawaiian shirt & eyeglasses.

(07-15-2016, 05:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm considering a vibrator that looks like it's wearing a Hawaiian shirt & eyeglasses.

Are you gonna name it Donovan?

Shit. Now that I'm thinking about names I sorta wish I had made it a redhead so I could call it Fire Crotch.

I think I know who this is. I'm going to beat your ass, you bitch. You must be on vacation.

(07-15-2016, 07:48 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I think I know who this is. I'm going to beat your ass, you bitch. You must be on vacation.

What are you talking about? I'm just fucking around with you.
If you want to name your vibrator fire crotch I have no issue with that.

Edit...who's ass do you think your going to kick anyways?

(07-15-2016, 09:31 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: What are you talking about? I'm just fucking around with you.
If you want to name your vibrator fire crotch I have no issue with that.

Edit...who's ass do you think your going to kick anyways?

Ha! I know you are, honey.

I'm talkin' about calorieguzzler's ass.

(07-15-2016, 10:14 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-15-2016, 09:31 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: What are you talking about? I'm just fucking around with you.
If you want to name your vibrator fire crotch I have no issue with that.

Edit...who's ass do you think your going to kick anyways?

Ha! I know you are, honey.

I'm talkin' about calorieguzzler's ass.

Who so you think is is? The cat lady with the boobs, dirty appartment and no life?

(07-15-2016, 11:11 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Who so you think is is? The cat lady with the boobs, dirty appartment and no life?

Wooo. I haven't given that one any thought in ages. *encircles Mock with garlic*

I think it might be someone I first met in a sports forum. That's just a wild guess.

(07-15-2016, 11:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-15-2016, 11:11 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Who so you think is is? The cat lady with the boobs, dirty appartment and no life?

Wooo. I haven't given that one any thought in ages. *encircles Mock with garlic*

I think it might be someone I first met in a sports forum. That's just a wild guess.

Okay...I thought you were going off the deep end for a second there. Haha
I think we should invite smegs back for awhile. Won't take long for her to get banned.

I thought it was Zero. She looks like she could chug back a few hot buttered rums.

(07-15-2016, 05:51 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:

(07-15-2016, 05:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm considering a vibrator that looks like it's wearing a Hawaiian shirt & eyeglasses.

Are you gonna name it Donovan?

This gave me stirrings. Although if it were named Donovan it would be equipped with a tickler and would know enough to take the glasses off before going downtown to the Y. Involuntary spasming thighs will snap a nice pair of Raybans in half.

As amusing as it's been seeing some of you wonder if I'm your long lost troll, I can guarantee I've never met any of you before in my life. Unless one of you live in Kansas City. Cat lady with the boobs is the most accurate description of me, I love me some kitties.

Cats are OK they are useful at least. Sometimes having a mind of their own is the most useful tool they have. I don't think you're a troll, there are better terms to use that have not even been decided yet. Just post cool stuff and the leave it up to the unwashed masses.