Have you ever hung up the phone on someone?

Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket?

Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield?

When's the last time you washed your vehicle?

Do you wrap gifts or use a bag?

Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer?

I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes?

Do you have Christmas lights outside your home?

Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU?

Sweet Jeezus!

How 'bout maybe two or three question at a time?

BTW - Santa smokes a pipe.

So what if he sparked a cig.

At least he wasn't vaping.

(12-06-2016, 04:22 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Sweet Jeezus!

How 'bout maybe two or three question at a time?

Ha! I get a little exuberant sometimes.

Have you ever hung up the phone on someone?
Many Times

Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket?
Frequently

Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield?
Yes, fucking things are expensive

When's the last time you washed your vehicle?
No idea

Do you wrap gifts or use a bag?
Both

Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer?
Yes, he hangs south beach a lot

I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes?
I like the pipe better but fuckit, I am not sitting on his lap

Do you have Christmas lights outside your home?
Yes

Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU?
Sometimes when you get on a rant about the right and ignore the lefts ignorance

Have you ever hung up the phone on someone? I've hung up on telemarketers, but never anyone that I was in an argument with. I like to make sure I get my point across and have the last word so I'm usually the one who is hung up on.

Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket? Yeah at Christmas time.

Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield? No

When's the last time you washed your vehicle? A few weeks ago

Do you wrap gifts or use a bag? I try to use a bag when I can get away with it

Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer? No that's ridiculous

I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes? No he should be able to relax and enjoy himself

Do you have Christmas lights outside your home? Yes

Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU? No. Calling you an asshole, yes, but I don't think it ever crossed my mind to tell you to shut up.

(09-28-2016, 07:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:

What makes you bored?
Dealing with stupid people.


What is the last thing you ate?
Tacos.


How big is your bed?
King.


Are you an early bird or a night owl?
Both.


What color are your eyes?
Bloodshot.


Do you ever ignore a ringing phone?
Yes.


Do you like breakfast for dinner?
Hell no!


How many keys are on your key ring?
I have several rings full.


Have you ever eaten in bed?
Yes.


Do you own a vibrator?
No.


Do you like to kiss?
Yes.

(09-29-2016, 04:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

When is the last time you laughed out loud?
This morning.


Did you hug anyone today?
Yes.


Do you have a doorbell?
No.


Have you ever built a snowman?
Yes.


Did you wait to be legal the first time you drank alcohol?
No.


What would you say to the Jehovah Witness outside your door?
Nothing, I shut the door in their face.


Have you ever bathed with another person?
Yes.


Do you like Christmas or feel meh and bitch about the expense?
Screw Christmas.


Do you lend money?
Yes.

(10-17-2016, 05:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Hi Mockers

When is the last time you carved a pumpkin?
Never.


Do you ever mess with the heads of your trick or treaters by scaring the crap out of the older ones?
No because I don't hand out candy to the little beggars.


Have you ever TP'ed anyone's front yard tree or other minor act of mischief?
No.


When was the last time you had a costume on?
Las Halloween.


Do you know a witch?
No but I know a few Bitches.


Do scary movies scare you?
No.

(10-18-2016, 03:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Would you men be comfortable with the woman picking up the tab?
Yes.


Are you okay with her taking the initiative and asking you out?
Yes.


Would you wimmen ask a man out?

Would you all agree that whoever does the asking is the one who pays?
No.


Have you ever had a nightmare date?
No.

(10-21-2016, 02:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Are you tidy or a slob?
Somewhere in between.


Have you ever stood in front of your fridge and drank directly from a bottle/jug/whatever?
Yes.


When's the last time you were nude in your living room?
Right now.


Do you have a favorite child? How can you not if one kid is more likeable than other?
No.


Can you accept a compliment gracefully?
Yes.


Do you believe in Santa?
No.

(12-06-2016, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Have you ever hung up the phone on someone?
Yes.


Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket?
No.


Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield?
Yes.


When's the last time you washed your vehicle?
6 months.


Do you wrap gifts or use a bag?
Neither.


Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer?
Really, . . . Santa ?


I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes?
No


Do you have Christmas lights outside your home?
No.


Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU?
Yes and I usually jus say it.

Ms. D wrote the questions:


Have you ever hung up the phone on someone?
More Times then I can count

Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket?
Yes if there's a lock on the bucket

Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield?
Yes 40 years ago in DC, sneaky hidden sign had hours of no parking

When's the last time you washed your vehicle?
Weekly basis

Do you wrap gifts or use a bag?
Both, wrap smaller gifts and then put them in a gift bag

Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer?
Yes, I race him down the block whenever I see him

I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes?
Yeah, if he does it in public, he has an image to uphold for the little darlings

Do you have Christmas lights outside your home?
Yes, they look a little funny in FL

Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU?
What would you like to hear, or do you want the truth

(12-06-2016, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Have you ever hung up the phone on someone? Yes. Its part of my job to so if a person is being rude and using offensive language. I have to give them a warning first though.

Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket? Yes. I did that this past weekend at the Empire State Plaza tree lighting.

Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield? Yes.

When's the last time you washed your vehicle? Never. That's what rain is for.

Do you wrap gifts or use a bag? Wrap.

Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer? No, that was given to Mrs Claus in the divorce.

I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes? No, I might bum a cigarette or two off him. If he's smoking the mistletoe he better puff,puff, pass.

Do you have Christmas lights outside your home? No.:(

Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU? Yes. But only as a joke. Not seriously.

(12-06-2016, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Have you ever hung up the phone on someone? Yes, when someone tries to talk over me the conversation is over.

Do you ever throw money in the bell ringer's bucket? Sometimes

Ever found a parking ticket on your windshield? No

When's the last time you washed your vehicle? I drive a truck so never

Do you wrap gifts or use a bag? bag

Do you believe that Santa drives a red corvette in the summer? No, everybody knows he roller blades in a speedo during summer months

I once saw Santa smoking a cigarette and was horrified. Do you care if Santa smokes? No

Do you have Christmas lights outside your home? No

Do you ever get the urge to tell me to STFU? No, You have a kind and innocent heart.

(12-06-2016, 11:39 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: No, You have a kind and innocent heart.

You didn't tell anyone, did you? *worried look*

(12-07-2016, 12:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-06-2016, 11:39 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: No, You have a kind and innocent heart.

You didn't tell anyone, did you? *worried look*

Nope, that's between me, you and the fence post.

(12-07-2016, 12:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(12-06-2016, 11:39 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: No, You have a kind and innocent heart.

You didn't tell anyone, did you? *worried look*

Too late, we already know.

Here's something about Nosy Questions that may be relevant in this thread.

I think it's great when you get the full picture about someone and you can see with clarity what you couldn't before, particularly if that person is toxic and hurting your life.

(12-07-2016, 07:18 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Here's something about Nosy Questions that may be relevant in this thread.

I think it's great when you get the full picture about someone and you can see with clarity what you couldn't before, particularly if that person is toxic and hurting your life.

And in other news, a man trying to walk around the world today drowned.

Pity it wasn't you.