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Best and most appropriate titled thread ever! Merry Christmas Duchess!
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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(12-23-2016, 10:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (12-23-2016, 06:28 AM)Duchess Wrote: (12-23-2016, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: She was moaning and me being a numb nut all I could think to say was "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"
I love you, Clang.
Maybe 2017 is the year I get laid. My supervisors say I'm too hard on myself and too sensitive. Maybe next year I'll get to be hard on someone else and be a little lesssensitive. If you also want to have a go at fucking a couch I'm available and often seen on the street............... big boy.
THANK YOU FOR POT SMOKING
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Time for a little couch time.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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As in a nap or with the Professor? Don't be like that freak that was humping a sofa set out for the trash. Fuckin' weirdo. My weird doesn't come close to his.
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A great advertisement for "Rooms-to-Go" and proof that being an armchair quarterback has benefits...as long as you don't let your sofa affection couch your perspective and cushion your grip on reality.
"The only thing that beats a Lazy Boy is beating the Lazy Boy" --Mr Streator the Beator
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(06-27-2017, 03:04 PM)tangible_shadow Wrote: "The only thing that beats a Lazy Boy is beating the Lazy Boy" --Mr Streator the Beator
You're going to fit in.
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(06-27-2017, 04:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-27-2017, 03:04 PM)tangible_shadow Wrote: "The only thing that beats a Lazy Boy is beating the Lazy Boy" --Mr Streator the Beator
You're going to fit in.
That was great.
Refreshing even, after listening to months on end of juvenile poop and barf talk from a couple of our regulars.
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(06-27-2017, 05:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: That was great.
Refreshing even, after listening to months on end of juvenile poop and barf talk from a couple of our regulars.
That's so nice to read, thanks for noticing.
I made a decision this morning after I saw yung ho. If we are going to have the kind of Members that we want, I'm going to have to promote Mock. I haven't done anything like that in a long time, years, actually. So, that's what I did. I told tangible_shadow about Mock and invited him to check us out.
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(06-27-2017, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-27-2017, 05:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: That was great.
Refreshing even, after listening to months on end of juvenile poop and barf talk from a couple of our regulars.
That's so nice to read, thanks for noticing.
I made a decision this morning after I saw yung ho. If we are going to have the kind of Members that we want, I'm going to have to promote Mock. I haven't done anything like that in a long time, years, actually. So, that's what I did. I told tangible_shadow about Mock and invited him to check us out. Who is this shadow you speak of?
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(06-28-2017, 06:46 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Who is this shadow you speak of?
I think I might know why you asked and if I'm right, he's no one that you know.
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I wonder if we should have a sticky thread for new members to be vouchsafed for, so we don't mistake them for spambots. I completely ignored the above poster's post until Duchess said it was a real person...just someplace to say, "hey look out for a FNG".
Especially if there's to be recruitment going on.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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(06-28-2017, 06:57 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-28-2017, 06:46 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Who is this shadow you speak of?
I think I might know why you asked and if I'm right, he's no one that you know. I asked because the rules of this board as I was explained require new members to introduce themselves so that MS can welcome them? Am I thinking of a different board/MS?
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(06-29-2017, 10:07 AM)Donovan Wrote: I wonder if we should have a sticky thread for new members to be vouchsafed for, so we don't mistake them for spambots. I completely ignored the above poster's post until Duchess said it was a real person...just someplace to say, "hey look out for a FNG".
Especially if there's to be recruitment going on.
I think that's probably an excellent idea. I would hate for someone I invited to come in only to be ignored or treated like crap because everyone thinks it's just another dick.
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(06-29-2017, 10:19 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I asked because the rules of this board as I was explained require new members to introduce themselves so that MS can welcome them? Am I thinking of a different board/MS?
Nah, you're not thinking of another board. I think it's great if people want to introduce themselves but I'm not going to be a nag about it if people want to get right into posting in some of the threads. I'm not exactly firm on this but I doubt I'd ever again make people jump through hoops to get in Mock or go through an initiation. That's only how I feel today, I don't see it changing but there's always that chance.
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WHAT, you don't have to jump through hoops to be let through the door here anymore?
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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Do I detect sarcasm?
I don't think anyone has been made to do anything like that in a long time and I haven't actively promoted Mock in ages. I told BG about Mock, he wasn't exactly a stranger to me. I saw him other places, same with intangible shadow. If I think someone's sense of humor will fit in here, I am more apt to mention Mock to them. I'm not going to invite just anyone.
You can bring friends home too, kids.
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(06-29-2017, 11:18 AM)Duchess Wrote: (06-29-2017, 10:19 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I asked because the rules of this board as I was explained require new members to introduce themselves so that MS can welcome them? Am I thinking of a different board/MS?
Nah, you're not thinking of another board. I think it's great if people want to introduce themselves but I'm not going to be a nag about it if people want to get right into posting in some of the threads. I'm not exactly firm on this but I doubt I'd ever again make people jump through hoops to get in Mock or go through an initiation. That's only how I feel today, I don't see it changing but there's always that chance. I thought it was a great way to get to know everyone. It's one of the reasons I was intrigued about Mock.
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In today's world there are to many whinny bitch snowflakes that get offended easy, they cannot take a good ribbing and run off in a huff. I've seen it a few times look at sum yung ho ..........me I would jump back double at someone messing with me but that's the way I roll. That bitch better get back in here and start yapping or I may loose any respect I had. What a crybaby.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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