A thread for crazy Florida news.

Lotsa scary stuff in Colorado too.

(01-06-2019, 10:07 PM)Maggot Wrote: Lotsa scary stuff in Colorado too.

God, I know! The Florida stuff is just funny and weird but Colorado is turning into murdered wife capital.

I started a thread like this but didn't keep up with it because I really don't watch the news that much. Why are there so many crazy people in Florida?

http://mockforums.net/thread-13524.html

Donovan should be governor.

He'd make a better one than DeSantis.

(01-07-2019, 12:56 PM)sally Wrote: Why are there so many crazy people in Florida?

...because that nuclear summer sun bakes brains.

(01-08-2019, 01:31 AM)Rootilda Wrote:

I suppose keeping syringes in your pockets could be dangerous?

its gods pocket you know

This one's for Big Mark.

VIDEO: Prowler spends 3 hours licking doorbell at California home
https://abc7.com/video-prowler-spends-3-...e/5033951/

I knew I shouldn't have went to the bank today, it took me an hour to get back home. Some crazy bastard on the Votran told everyone he had a bomb strapped to him right as the bus stopped next to the bank and high school. He made everyone get off the bus and then every building in the area was evacuated and all the roads were closed down while he had a stand off ( or should I say a sit off) with the police. Even though it was an inconvenience, I do find it funny that the guy is crippled and in a wheel chair. And of course he didn't really have a bomb.

https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/...vacuations

That happened on my nightmare trip to vegas a few years ago, bomb on bus, semi on fire and unable stuck in barstow becuaser the assholes froze my card due to false fraud alert. Oh yeah then my transmission heated up because it was now 108 degrees in the desert.

This reminds me, I haven't seen a tweet from Florida Man lately. I better go check to see if he's still alive.

I found this though:

(Florida) Man chews up police car seat after cocaine arrest
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/2...after.html

(01-23-2019, 02:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: nightmare trip to vegas

That would make a great thread. Nightmare road trips, nightmare vacations, nightmare dates, you get the idea. Do you feel inspired, honey?

I just heard 5 people were murdered at a bank in Florida today   :(

(01-23-2019, 06:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: I just heard 5 people were murdered at a bank in Florida today   :(

My wife keeps telling me "not" to go into our banks to do my transactions. She says use the drive through.

I can't help it, I like going inside the banks. Maybe I need to start to rethink that! 

(01-23-2019, 04:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-23-2019, 02:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: nightmare trip to vegas

That would make a great thread. Nightmare road trips, nightmare vacations, nightmare dates, you get the idea. Do you feel inspired, honey?

Do it!
I don't know if I have any stories like that though. : ( I do have one that I avoided and I knew I didn't want to go on it-and when I heard about it after I was sooooo glad.

(01-23-2019, 08:48 PM)Carsman Wrote:

(01-23-2019, 06:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: I just heard 5 people were murdered at a bank in Florida today   :(

My wife keeps telling me "not" to go into our banks to do my transactions. She says use the drive through.

I can't help it, I  like going inside the banks. Maybe I need to start to rethink that! 

Why in the fuck would anyone like going inside the bank? Does the teller have nice tits or something?