Clang, I've known you for 9 years, you boob. I've never seen you be a dick.

Clangs squashed spaghetti is a recipe for disaster.

LOL

(06-08-2021, 05:35 PM)Duchess Wrote: Clang, I've known you for 9 years, you boob. I've never seen you be a dick.

I was a dick when I first arrived here. It was lame and short lived when jack/Ma Huang Sor outed me as a crossdresser but still......I was a dick back then and might still have been if it wasn't for jack humbling me.

(06-08-2021, 06:05 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clangs squashed spaghetti is a recipe for disaster.

My squashed spaghetti sadly didn't actually happen. I was making a joke with some wordplay and decided to play along when no one realized I was joking....what a dick I am.

And yet you never wore white pants after labor day again.

Damn, I totally pictured you sitting in spaghetti and I was like, "Thats hot"

Now I'm the dick

(06-08-2021, 11:19 PM)MirahM Wrote: Damn, I totally pictured you sitting in spaghetti and I was like, "Thats hot"

Now I'm the dick

(06-08-2021, 11:00 PM)BigMark Wrote: And yet you never wore white pants after labor day again.

Tis true. I only wore my white floral dress and white pumps.

Sally, can you please try harder on my ask, please?

I had a German Shepard that did that all the time.

Wow… a German shepherd that only ever wore a floral dress and white pumps…that’d be a sight

Yeah, he would hump any leg that he could, until he got fixed then he just got big as a horse and could shit like one. His name was "Lucky" 

(06-16-2021, 08:44 PM)crash Wrote: Wow… a German shepherd that only ever wore a floral dress and white pumps…that’d be a sight

(06-16-2021, 06:11 AM)crash Wrote: Sally, can you please try harder on my ask, please?

Post a picture of your butlers pantry and kitchen again and I'll see what I can do. I'm planning on adding one to our house plan and they are not common here, I'd like to take another look at yours. Thanks.

You sir can go to hell. It's been way past 24 hours and you want pictures without even acknowledging me like I'm some kind of pheasant.

Jk, I dont even know what a shit bird is much less the different types.

(06-19-2021, 01:10 AM)sally Wrote: Jk, I dont even know what a shit bird is much less the different types.

I think you've had more than enough beers to poast a titpic. Quit stalling!

I am never posting a breast picture for that arrogant bastard.

You really should let him hump your leg, it would leave a lasting impression on them. And satisfy any midnight dreams. All alone in the world. Yeah leg humping is the way to go. Toe licking would be OK. Just smear some steak blood on them.