You ever had your forehead banged into a cabinet during hot buttery monkey love?

(07-18-2021, 03:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, is there a way to toast garlic bread on the grill? I don't want to fire up my range.

Yeah, you just put it on the side away from the direct flames and flip it here and there to assure its not burning.

(08-05-2021, 06:57 PM)BigMark Wrote: You ever had your forehead banged into a cabinet during hot buttery monkey love?

Yes.

(08-05-2021, 06:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, can you explain this?

Fuck no. But Mark seems to think it's to cushion your head during sex.

(08-05-2021, 09:02 PM)sally Wrote:

(08-05-2021, 06:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, can you explain this?

Fuck no. But Mark seems to think it's to cushion your head during sex.

It reminds me of my old padded cell in the loony bin.






(Just kidding. I've had a few close calls, but never ended up there....yet.)

I bet Sally has an exquisite head cushion.

Hey Sal, I have some sweet new butlers pantry pics for you. Over you you

Sally, I just bought a bale of paper towels, Bounty, it's the only kind I use. I cut open the bale and began to put them with the few I have left and the new ones are nearly half the size than the previous ones. Nothing has changed! Same brand, same amount, yet they are smaller than the ones I put there a few months ago. What the hell is up with that?

The Biden economy.

(08-09-2021, 02:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: The Biden economy.

It's Trump's fault, you domestic terrorist!

Everything is doing that the manufacturers are blatantly doing it on everything 1-inflation 2-The dollar is not worth what it was. 

Gotta print more right?

(08-09-2021, 12:52 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, I just bought a bale of paper towels, Bounty, it's the only kind I use. I cut open the bale and began to put them with the few I have left and the new ones are nearly half the size than the previous ones. Nothing has changed! Same brand, same amount, yet they are smaller than the ones I put there a few months ago. What the hell is up with that?

Smaller, more efficient, quicker picker upper. Thank you President Biden!

............Clang you are a treasure. 

(08-09-2021, 07:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: ............Clang you are a treasure. 

Thank you.

Sally, you said you like potatoes, does that include tater tots?

Did Sally recover from the snake bite?

She was pullin' our leg.  

(09-08-2021, 05:30 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, you said you like potatoes, does that include tater tots?

Yes, love those unhealthy little suckers with vinegar.

(09-08-2021, 05:33 PM)MirahM Wrote: Did Sally recover from the snake bite?

Yes I'm still kicking.