Earlier this morning I read someone say "sometimes you have to pay back your lenders with something other than hard cash". What the fuck does that even mean? I regret not asking at the time.

(04-06-2025, 11:29 AM)Duchess Wrote: Earlier this morning I read someone say "sometimes you have to pay back your lenders with something other than hard cash". What the fuck does that even mean? I regret not asking at the time.

It means sometimes you need to dig deep in that bra and pay your lenders with soft, wet, sweaty boob cash. 

I did something similar last night when I paid the Walmart cashier in groin coin.

Ewwwwwww

(04-06-2025, 02:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: Ewwwwwww

Isn't that why money is sometimes called "cheddar"? Because sometimes it's covered in dick cheese.

I going to knock you da hell out, mister. *winds up bigass handbag*

(04-06-2025, 06:28 PM)Duchess Wrote: I going to knock you da hell out, mister. *winds up bigass handbag*

(04-05-2025, 12:30 PM)username Wrote: I had a long day yesterday and last night I was hunched over my laptop trying to put the finishing touches on an email.
My husband got home and literally dropped a couple bags of chocolates in my lap and immediately followed with “aren’t you going to say hi or thank you?”. 
Hence the chocolates went airborne.
It was one of those nights.

Oh no
: (

Even though none of my mom’s grandchildren are listed by name in my mom’s obituary (including my sister’s or my kids…they’re all lumped together under survived by….”numerous grandchildren, nieces and nephews” etc)., my sister keeps nudging me to specifically mention her “emotional support cat” of 5 years by name in there.



It’s NOT going to happen but OMFG.

You laughing made me laugh. I don’t have sisters so I don’t know that dynamic. Is she older or younger?

(04-09-2025, 08:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: You laughing made me laugh. I don’t have sisters so I don’t know that dynamic. Is she older or younger?

She’s about 18 months older. She’s a loon. She’s super proud or whatever that she hasn’t spent even one night apart from that damn cat since she got her…even saying she’d drive from California to Maine if she had to (if airlines wouldn’t allow a cat) cuz…she’s that fucking attached.

Meanwhile, she lets the cat out on assorted CA vacations we’ve had together and she flips her lid when the cat, being a cat, disappears for an hour or two. If the cat is supposed to keep her calm, apparently the cat doesn’t understand the assignment. 

Last night aliens switched out my body with a new mind and body that doesn't care.
I wonder if they were legal or not.

(04-10-2025, 10:32 AM)MirahM Wrote: Last night aliens switched out my body with a new mind and body that doesn't care.

Introduce me.

I gonna guess extratresspassestrial

(04-09-2025, 08:23 PM)username Wrote:

(04-09-2025, 08:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: You laughing made me laugh. I don’t have sisters so I don’t know that dynamic. Is she older or younger?

She’s about 18 months older. She’s a loon. She’s super proud or whatever that she hasn’t spent even one night apart from that damn cat since she got her…even saying she’d drive from California to Maine if she had to (if airlines wouldn’t allow a cat) cuz…she’s that fucking attached.

Meanwhile, she lets the cat out on assorted CA vacations we’ve had together and she flips her lid when the cat, being a cat, disappears for an hour or two. If the cat is supposed to keep her calm, apparently the cat doesn’t understand the assignment. 

I read your first post wrong and wondered what's the problem with mentioning your mom's cat if she loved it so much. Now I see that your sister was talking about her own cat lol. Mention mine too while you're at it, their names are Chuck and Charlie.

(04-09-2025, 07:50 PM)username Wrote: Even though none of my mom’s grandchildren are listed by name in my mom’s obituary (including my sister’s or my kids…they’re all lumped together under survived by….”numerous grandchildren, nieces and nephews” etc)., my sister keeps nudging me to specifically mention her “emotional support cat” of 5 years by name in there.



It’s NOT going to happen but OMFG.

Your sister isn't named Gail is she?

(04-10-2025, 01:12 PM)sally Wrote:

(04-09-2025, 08:23 PM)username Wrote:

(04-09-2025, 08:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: You laughing made me laugh. I don’t have sisters so I don’t know that dynamic. Is she older or younger?

She’s about 18 months older. She’s a loon. She’s super proud or whatever that she hasn’t spent even one night apart from that damn cat since she got her…even saying she’d drive from California to Maine if she had to (if airlines wouldn’t allow a cat) cuz…she’s that fucking attached.

Meanwhile, she lets the cat out on assorted CA vacations we’ve had together and she flips her lid when the cat, being a cat, disappears for an hour or two. If the cat is supposed to keep her calm, apparently the cat doesn’t understand the assignment. 

I read your first post wrong and wondered what's the problem with mentioning your mom's cat if she loved it so much. Now I see that your sister was talking about her own cat lol. Mention mine too while you're at it, their names are Chuck and Charlie.

And my brother’s dogs and my dog and…lol.

I shut her down last night. I told her if she dies before me I’ll make sure her cat is all over her obituary but it’s not getting mentioned in my mom’s. Period. 
She’s periodically used an acronym in emails “DDCW”. I figured everyone but me knew what that meant so I ignored it. Found out it’s Damn Dyngis (her cat) Cuss Words. Wut?!?!

Her license plate for several years was LUED. Only she and her family knew that meant Love U Every Day. Everyone else probably figured her for lewd. 

She’s a kick for sure.

(04-09-2025, 07:50 PM)username Wrote: Even though none of my mom’s grandchildren are listed by name in my mom’s obituary (including my sister’s or my kids…they’re all lumped together under survived by….”numerous grandchildren, nieces and nephews” etc)., my sister keeps nudging me to specifically mention her “emotional support cat” of 5 years by name in there.



It’s NOT going to happen but OMFG.

Your sister wanted her cat? Your sister's cat mentioned in the obituary?! I mean it is kind of funny but wtf I could see mentioning if your mom had a pet, but her pet?! wow

(04-10-2025, 10:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-10-2025, 10:32 AM)MirahM Wrote: Last night aliens switched out my body with a new mind and body that doesn't care.

Introduce me.

It didn't take.
It was only temporary.
But I did definitely notice a shift in my attitude when I woke up this morning. Could be because I have 1 ¹⁄₂ days until vacation. Wooo

(04-10-2025, 02:31 PM)MirahM Wrote:

(04-09-2025, 07:50 PM)username Wrote: Even though none of my mom’s grandchildren are listed by name in my mom’s obituary (including my sister’s or my kids…they’re all lumped together under survived by….”numerous grandchildren, nieces and nephews” etc)., my sister keeps nudging me to specifically mention her “emotional support cat” of 5 years by name in there.



It’s NOT going to happen but OMFG.

Your sister wanted her cat? Your sister's cat mentioned in the obituary?! I mean it is kind of funny but wtf I could see mentioning if your mom had a pet, but her pet?! wow

Yep. HER CAT. Fine that her kids aren’t mentioned by name (they fall under “numerous grandchildren”) but yeah, her fucking cat. 

I'd list all of the animals, any pets, just to do it. (but not really)


I hate that going on vacation means a bunch of work beforehand. (of course I put everything off until the last minute-or almost the last minute. I have until Saturday morning)