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How many shits do you take per day? - Printable Version

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RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Duchess - 03-03-2012



Shit, shit, shit, ugh.

Shit.



RE: How many shits do you take per day? - ramseycat - 03-04-2012

(03-03-2012, 01:06 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-02-2012, 08:54 AM)crash Wrote: The US vernacular is puzzling at times... take a shit? Who the fuck are you taking it from? It's up your ass; I'm pretty sure it's yours! Maybe because it's so uncool to give a shit in the states this is where it came from...

I don't take a shit, I have a shit... once a day, first thing in the morning

You should eliminate as many times as you eat.

Are you saving poo for a rainy day?

So THAT's why Cracker doesn't post from work. She is too busy in the crapper. Eat breakfast at home, poop at work. Eat lunch, poop at work, have a snack, poop at work. I bet you are the one in the office that everyone says if she is in the ladies room GET OUT. She's gonna blow it up!




RE: How many shits do you take per day? - sally - 03-04-2012

They had to take Cracker aside and have a little talk to her about pooping at work, she was stinking the whole building up.


RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Duchess - 03-04-2012



This is the thread I meant to post in. Fucking hell.



RE: How many shits do you take per day? - Cracker - 03-04-2012

ramsey and sally double-whammy.

You know I don't poop at work. Let's not even pretend. I wish other people would follow my mandate.

I guess I won't bother explaining about the digestive process to the insta-poop tards. Maybe rice cakes and processed crap go right through you, but natural foods need a little time to digest properly.

(03-04-2012, 03:58 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I bet you are the one in the office

I bet I have my own office and work in an environment that doesn't tolerate stupidity. You wouldn't like it.

Just get your Internet hooked up at home?


RE: How many shits do you take per day? - sally - 03-04-2012

(03-04-2012, 05:08 PM)Cracker Wrote: ramsey and sally double-whammy.

hah