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RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - FAHQTOO - 07-01-2014
I told you all he would be back...he ALWAYS comes back.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 07-01-2014
(07-01-2014, 05:58 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I told you all he would be back...he ALWAYS comes back.
When I saw that CN had dumped a post earlier today, the first thing that ran through my mind was, "well, FAHQTOO pinned the tail on that donkey, again."
Seriously.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - crash - 07-01-2014
There's an Australian forum expression "to throw/chuck/do/have a Melba". It refers to someone who throws all of their toys out of the cot, so to speak, puts on a tantrum and vows never to return. The term originated from Dame Nellie Melba, an Australian opera singer who would throw a dramatic last performance only to come back again soon after and repeat the whole thing.
OP has just reached Forum Melba; Level Boss
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 07-01-2014
Still waiting for that pic CN.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 07-02-2014
(07-01-2014, 02:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(07-01-2014, 12:32 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:(06-28-2014, 05:12 AM)Duchess Wrote: There's a filthy rumor going around that you have a heart of gold.
I do... and it's on a necklace in my daughter's jewelry box... I got it from a dead hooker.... I have been referred to as the world's first living heart donor.
Proof that filthy rumors are almost always true. And, that most hookers have hearts of gold.
So long as the one whose heart you stole and chained was already dead when you arrived at the by-the-hour flea-bag motel with a wallet full of fivers and your penis pump, you're probably safe from getting snitched out by anyone here.
Finders/keepers and all... Plus, some of us have a soft spot for thoughtful parents.
Did BG tell you about the penis pump?!?!
Yeah she had died from deep throating a horse... so i'm guilty of , at best, Grave robbing ... no necrophilia... plus I couldn't move the horse, out of the way to get to her cold stiff meat curtains... and My daughter deserves the best that I can give her... without her knowing where it came from, of course.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 07-02-2014
(07-02-2014, 05:01 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: Did BG tell you about the penis pump?!?!
Yeah she had died from deep throating a horse... so i'm guilty of , at best, Grave robbing ... no necrophilia... plus I couldn't move the horse, out of the way to get to her cold stiff meat curtains... and My daughter deserves the best that I can give her... without her knowing where it came from, of course.
As long as there was no animal cruelty or abuse of living humans, the law enforcement agents who routinely monitor the site probably won't be interested in pursuing you. Well, not unless they fell really short of June's arrest quota.
So, the horse/whores connection leads me to believe that you stole that heart during a Tijuana vacation bender? Or, perhaps you were there for business -- working a little horse (not the dead sexy kind this time) smuggling op?
Logistics...doesn't really matter. As long as you had fun and you remembered to pick up or pluck out a souvenir for the kid, that's what counts.
P.s. Gunnar's penis pump = attractive adult women? That's what seems to move him, often and unabashedly.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 07-02-2014
(07-02-2014, 06:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:It moved...(07-02-2014, 05:01 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: Did BG tell you about the penis pump?!?!
Yeah she had died from deep throating a horse... so i'm guilty of , at best, Grave robbing ... no necrophilia... plus I couldn't move the horse, out of the way to get to her cold stiff meat curtains... and My daughter deserves the best that I can give her... without her knowing where it came from, of course.
As long as there was no animal cruelty or abuse of living humans, the law enforcement agents who routinely monitor the site probably won't be interested in pursuing you. Well, not unless they fell really short of June's arrest quota.
So, the horse/whores connection leads me to believe that you stole that heart during a Tijuana vacation bender? Or, perhaps you were there for business -- working a little horse (not the dead sexy kind this time) smuggling op?
Logistics...doesn't really matter. As long as you had fun and you remembered to pick up or pluck out a souvenir for the kid, that's what counts.
P.s. Gunnar's penis pump = attractive adult women? That's what seems to move him, often and unabashedly.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 07-31-2014
Did Baldawg get arrested for looting dead Tijuana hookers again or sometihing?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Cutz - 07-31-2014
Baldy has what's known as 'seasonal narcolepsy.' He falls asleep for months at a time, usually during the wintertime during which he sleeps in a cave.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 07-31-2014
I understand -- a good long rest is rejuvenating.
And, the narcolepsy probably helps the Dawg to keep his necrophiliac dreams from spilling into reality. That's healthy too.
Ah well, if he doesn't bluster in to bark a bit before then, guess we'll see him in the Spring.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Duchess - 07-31-2014
He's a boring fuck but he probably considers that mutual since he hasn't been here.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 07-31-2014
(07-31-2014, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
He's a boring fuck but he probably considers that mutual since he hasn't been here.
I've been in the hospital... a byproduct of my Multiple Sclerosis... It keeps me busy at times.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Duchess - 07-31-2014
I caught a fish! I caught a fish!
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 07-31-2014
(07-31-2014, 06:57 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:Stepped on your nutsack again? Hate it when that happens.(07-31-2014, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
He's a boring fuck but he probably considers that mutual since he hasn't been here.
I've been in the hospital... a byproduct of my Multiple Sclerosis... It keeps me busy at times.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 07-31-2014
(07-31-2014, 08:05 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-31-2014, 06:57 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:Stepped on your nutsack again? Hate it when that happens.(07-31-2014, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
He's a boring fuck but he probably considers that mutual since he hasn't been here.
I've been in the hospital... a byproduct of my Multiple Sclerosis... It keeps me busy at times.
No I SAT on it... Then when I went to get up off of the toilet (Quickly) my ass cheeks had formed a vacuum like bond with the seat... I stopped about halfway up and the seat fell down smacking my now dangling balls from behind... I jumped forward, lost my balance and smashed my head into the towel rack... I was out until my Ex Wife came over and woke me up with her insane laughter... It was quite embarrassing...
What I was in the hospital for was an irregular heartbeat... turns out I have a lesion on my brain stem... Who really gives a shit about that stuff?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 08-01-2014
(07-31-2014, 10:30 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: What I was in the hospital for was an irregular heartbeat... turns out I have a lesion on my brain stem... Who really gives a shit about that stuff?
Well, at least it's confirmed that you're no scarecrow or tinman.
Seriously, I'm glad you're out of the hospital and your conditions are being treated.
P.s. try washing your sweaty ass once in a while and maybe your ex won't always end up getting the last laugh.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 08-01-2014
(07-31-2014, 10:30 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:So you're going to be an MRI groupie for a while eh?(07-31-2014, 08:05 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-31-2014, 06:57 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:Stepped on your nutsack again? Hate it when that happens.(07-31-2014, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
He's a boring fuck but he probably considers that mutual since he hasn't been here.
I've been in the hospital... a byproduct of my Multiple Sclerosis... It keeps me busy at times.
No I SAT on it... Then when I went to get up off of the toilet (Quickly) my ass cheeks had formed a vacuum like bond with the seat... I stopped about halfway up and the seat fell down smacking my now dangling balls from behind... I jumped forward, lost my balance and smashed my head into the towel rack... I was out until my Ex Wife came over and woke me up with her insane laughter... It was quite embarrassing...
What I was in the hospital for was an irregular heartbeat... turns out I have a lesion on my brain stem... Who really gives a shit about that stuff?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Cutz - 08-01-2014
Good luck Baldy... when someone mentions you having a stroke... I don't normally think of it as a medical condition.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 08-01-2014
(08-01-2014, 10:59 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, at least it's confirmed that you're no scarecrow or tinman.
Seriously, I'm glad you're out of the hospital and your conditions are being treated.
P.s. try washing your sweaty ass once in a while and maybe your ex won't always end up getting the last laugh.
I want to wash the memory of my EX from my mind... My ass is secondary...
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 08-01-2014
(08-01-2014, 11:53 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-31-2014, 10:30 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:So you're going to be an MRI groupie for a while eh?(07-31-2014, 08:05 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-31-2014, 06:57 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:Stepped on your nutsack again? Hate it when that happens.(07-31-2014, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
He's a boring fuck but he probably considers that mutual since he hasn't been here.
I've been in the hospital... a byproduct of my Multiple Sclerosis... It keeps me busy at times.
No I SAT on it... Then when I went to get up off of the toilet (Quickly) my ass cheeks had formed a vacuum like bond with the seat... I stopped about halfway up and the seat fell down smacking my now dangling balls from behind... I jumped forward, lost my balance and smashed my head into the towel rack... I was out until my Ex Wife came over and woke me up with her insane laughter... It was quite embarrassing...
What I was in the hospital for was an irregular heartbeat... turns out I have a lesion on my brain stem... Who really gives a shit about that stuff?
Nope I refuse to be any kind of medical Groupie... I'm gonna go out on MY terms... Not taking pills... maybe Viagra
