As I was standing in my kitchen it occurred to me that I may have equated having a degree to being smarter than those who don't. I don't see it that way at all & I didn't mean to imply that (if I did). I'm not one to pontificate an education/degree. I know more successful people without a degree than I do those with one.

It also occurred to me that maybe I was waaaaay over thinking bs because I am high.

(06-22-2014, 05:12 PM)Duchess Wrote: It also occurred to me that maybe I was waaaaay over thinking bs because I am high.

Well, stop being so damned selfish during your nice but unnecessary moments of contemplation.

We've been waiting for you out by the pool for hours -- now we find out you're off hiding and smiling somewhere in a corner with all the weed.

What kind of a hostess are you?

(06-22-2014, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We've been waiting for you out by the pool for hours -- now we find out you're off hiding and smiling somewhere in a corner with all the weed.

What kind of a hostess are you?

I suck! Hahaha! I'm laughing because people are always saying, "where the hell did you go?" You don't know how funny that is!

*cannonball*

(06-22-2014, 06:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-22-2014, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We've been waiting for you out by the pool for hours -- now we find out you're off hiding and smiling somewhere in a corner with all the weed.What kind of a hostess are you?

I suck! Hahaha! I'm laughing because people are always saying, "where the hell did you go?" You don't know how funny that is!

*cannonball*

Well, what the heck happened to The Baldawg?!

He dived into Mock with a big splash, but hasn't been seen since your poolside bash.

You might wanna check your basement and storage sheds and such (and lock your windows and doors).

(06-26-2014, 02:27 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(06-22-2014, 06:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-22-2014, 05:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: We've been waiting for you out by the pool for hours -- now we find out you're off hiding and smiling somewhere in a corner with all the weed.What kind of a hostess are you?

I suck! Hahaha! I'm laughing because people are always saying, "where the hell did you go?" You don't know how funny that is!

*cannonball*

Well, what the heck happened to The Baldawg?!

He dived into Mock with a big splash, but hasn't been seen since your poolside bash.

You might wanna check your basement and storage sheds and such (and lock your windows and doors).

I have children that aren't teenagers... I actually spend time with them... call me crazy but I LIKE them!!!!

(06-26-2014, 02:44 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I have children that aren't teenagers... I actually spend time with them... call me crazy but I LIKE them!!!!

Okay, okay.

I get it -- I like my teenaged kid, too. Hell, I love her like crazy.

I understand if you don't have time for cannonballs and cookie butter grease-ups and all that jazz.

Too bad though, I bet on you to take the belly-flop AND dog-paddling contests.

I was going to ask him if he has babies.

(06-26-2014, 02:53 PM)Duchess Wrote: I was going to ask him if he has rabies.

Good question; I was wondering about that as well.

Hahahaha!

I don't think anyone will be surprised to discover Baldy is rabid.

(06-26-2014, 04:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't think anyone will be surprised to discover Baldy is rabid.

I am... But fortunately for me my children are immune to rabies... THEY are nice.

(06-19-2014, 03:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Eagles suck.

(06-27-2014, 08:33 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I am... But fortunately for me my children are immune to rabies... THEY are nice.

There's a filthy rumor going around that you have a heart of gold.

(06-28-2014, 05:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-27-2014, 08:33 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I am... But fortunately for me my children are immune to rabies... THEY are nice.

There's a filthy rumor going around that you have a heart of gold.

I do... and it's on a necklace in my daughter's jewelry box... I got it from a dead hooker.... I have been referred to as the world's first living heart donor.

(07-01-2014, 12:32 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:

(06-28-2014, 05:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(06-27-2014, 08:33 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I am... But fortunately for me my children are immune to rabies... THEY are nice.

There's a filthy rumor going around that you have a heart of gold.

I do... and it's on a necklace in my daughter's jewelry box... I got it from a dead hooker.... I have been referred to as the world's first living heart donor.

(07-01-2014, 12:32 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:

(06-28-2014, 05:12 AM)Duchess Wrote: There's a filthy rumor going around that you have a heart of gold.

I do... and it's on a necklace in my daughter's jewelry box... I got it from a dead hooker.... I have been referred to as the world's first living heart donor.

Proof that filthy rumors are almost always true. And, that most hookers have hearts of gold.

So long as the one whose heart you stole and chained was already dead when you arrived at the by-the-hour flea-bag motel with a wallet full of fivers and your penis pump, you're probably safe from getting snitched out by anyone here.

Finders/keepers and all... Plus, some of us have a soft spot for thoughtful parents.

(07-01-2014, 02:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(07-01-2014, 12:32 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:

(06-28-2014, 05:12 AM)Duchess Wrote: There's a filthy rumor going around that you have a heart of gold.

I do... and it's on a necklace in my daughter's jewelry box... I got it from a dead hooker.... I have been referred to as the world's first living heart donor.

Proof that filthy rumors are almost always true. And, that most hookers have hearts of gold.

So long as the one whose heart you stole and chained was already dead when you arrived at the by-the-hour flea-bag motel with a wallet full of fivers and your penis pump, you're probably safe from getting snitched out by anyone here.

Finders/keepers and all... Plus, some of us have a soft spot for thoughtful parents.

Looks like HotD has your number Baldy. It's almost like she can see right through you. Trust me... I know the feeling.

Hotdog has a posting policy of “why say it in 3 sentences when you can say in 33?”. She is like the constant drone of a radio signal the only reason it makes noise is to confirm it is indeed still transmitting.

She would make an excellent hostage negotiator she could bore hardened criminal kidnappers into submission. She is to this forum what a 5 day long insurance seminar is to my brain.

Well, "never to return" seems like a pretty absolute statement to me, CN -- obviously, you don't understand your own childish words or you just don't mean what you say.

If you hadn't such an allergy to dictionaries and lucidity, you might be able to avoid spewing a bunch of ignorant shit that makes you look like an unstable cry-baby bitch.

Anyway, despite your clear and present mental and emotional shortcomings and your piss-poor people and post assessment skills -- welcome back bawl bag.

(07-01-2014, 04:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, "never to return" seems like a pretty absolute statement to me, CN -- obviously, you don't understand your own childish words or you just don't mean what you say.

If you hadn't such an allergy to dictionaries and lucidity, you might be able to avoid spewing a bunch of ignorant shit that makes you look like an unstable cry-baby bitch.

Anyway, despite your clear and present mental and emotional shortcomings and your piss-poor people and post assessment skills -- welcome back bawl bag.

P3WNED