(02-03-2012, 05:54 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-03-2012, 05:26 AM)Smegma Wrote: Cracker thinks everything is a subject to be scorned... about other people. Cracker doesn't have less than attractive features, perfect hair, a great job that makes a lot of money, a wildly creative talent for cooking, an incredibly high intelligence, a better education or anything else that someone could find fault with.

Of COURSE Ramsey's just making her comments about Cracker being a grandiose and pompous braggart because her own life is so fucked up. What else could it possibly be, that Cracker comes into a mock forum and constantly compares herself to all the other women with everyone else sorely lacking? Naw, she's too confident and wonderful to feel the need to brag herself up like that. <insert eye roll>

I'm glad you finally understand. It must be vexing to the average folks.

I am amused you tried to include "all the other women" and "everyone" to garner sympathy for your cause. There are only three or four of you whine-ass frumpy women with bad hair. The rest of the ladies are fabulous. They don't take offense because they can sense the line that separates them from your brood.

If you ease your fixation on me, you will see most members treat y'all differently.

(02-03-2012, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I ain't sorely lacking. Nononono no way.

Proof for the Cracker Theorem of Bad Hair Equals Low Self Esteem. Notice she doesn't seem bothered or attacked. She knows her place doesn't lie with the downtrodden.

(02-04-2012, 09:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(02-03-2012, 05:54 PM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-03-2012, 05:26 AM)Smegma Wrote: Cracker thinks everything is a subject to be scorned... about other people. Cracker doesn't have less than attractive features, perfect hair, a great job that makes a lot of money, a wildly creative talent for cooking, an incredibly high intelligence, a better education or anything else that someone could find fault with.

Of COURSE Ramsey's just making her comments about Cracker being a grandiose and pompous braggart because her own life is so fucked up. What else could it possibly be, that Cracker comes into a mock forum and constantly compares herself to all the other women with everyone else sorely lacking? Naw, she's too confident and wonderful to feel the need to brag herself up like that. <insert eye roll>

I'm glad you finally understand. It must be vexing to the average folks.

I am amused you tried to include "all the other women" and "everyone" to garner sympathy for your cause. There are only three or four of you whine-ass frumpy women with bad hair. The rest of the ladies are fabulous. They don't take offense because they can sense the line that separates them from your brood.

If you ease your fixation on me, you will see most members treat y'all differently.

(02-03-2012, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I ain't sorely lacking. Nononono no way.

Proof for the Cracker Theorem of Bad Hair Equals Low Self Esteem. Notice she doesn't seem bothered or attacked. She knows her place doesn't lie with the downtrodden.

I love how direct, brutal, and well-written Cracker's shit it. I want to go on record feeling that this writing is from a male, though. I can't know for sure, and it doesn't matter, but I'm just saying.

In any case, a formidable foe I will eventually have to take down due to the racism. Until then, I will enjoy and applaud.

(02-04-2012, 10:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:

You just wish you were as fuckin' cool as Cracker is.

(02-04-2012, 10:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

MF is in a class by himself. He is top shelf all the way. No man in here even comes close to his most wonderful awesomeness.

(02-04-2012, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: you can't fool me.

(02-04-2012, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: -2 for cheating on the ass kisser contest, you can't fool me.

(02-04-2012, 10:26 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(02-04-2012, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: you can't fool me.

I've been jonesin' for his meatballs for almost 4 yrs. now. Rawr!

(02-04-2012, 09:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I love how direct, brutal, and well-written Cracker's shit it. I want to go on record feeling that this writing is from a male, though. I can't know for sure, and it doesn't matter, but I'm just saying.

In any case, a formidable foe I will eventually have to take down due to the racism. Until then, I will enjoy and applaud.

(02-04-2012, 10:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: -2 for cheating on the ass kisser contest, you can't fool me.

(02-04-2012, 10:28 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: quackers cobweb strewn anus.

(02-04-2012, 10:40 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: dick is obsessed with seeing me suck cock and quacker is obsessed with seeing me take it up the arse.

I wish they would keep their twisted sexual fantasises about me to themselves.

I'd rather be gay than a homicidal grunt.

(02-04-2012, 10:44 AM)IMaDick Wrote: apparently you got your rathers.

Sex and ass and kitties. You all are my kinda people!

(02-04-2012, 10:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

MF is in a class by himself. He is top shelf all the way. No man in here even comes close to his most wonderful awesomeness.

(02-04-2012, 10:31 AM)Cracker Wrote:

(02-04-2012, 09:03 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I love how direct, brutal, and well-written Cracker's shit it. I want to go on record feeling that this writing is from a male, though. I can't know for sure, and it doesn't matter, but I'm just saying.

In any case, a formidable foe I will eventually have to take down due to the racism. Until then, I will enjoy and applaud.

I have to axe, MF: Would it be racism if Smegs were black? Is it not racism because Smegs is white?

Think about the way you are thinking about this. You didn't protect Smegs' rights because she is white. Logic dictates you would have helped had she been black.

Does that mean you find black people less able to defend themselves? Because if you have ever seen a 300 pound black woman wanting a refund at Target from an item she shoplifted, you wouldn't find them so docile and helpless.