03-03-2011, 10:20 PM
Hi. 
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I'm a Newb
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03-03-2011, 10:30 PM
I didn't read the rules for assholes(version 2) but I think I can handle Part 1.
I like that I won't be banned for saying fuck...because I know I will at some point. 
03-03-2011, 10:33 PM
Do not get all nicey nice in the first sentence in the first post. It only creates the illusion that you are a victim waiting to be fucked up the ass at the I.R.S. office with a 2x4, and from the git-go makes you look like a mouse in the eye of an owl. Tell someone they deserve a beating with a spiked whip and you may get somewhere. Or read and realise this.......It aint OZ Dorothy, we have flaming insane monkeys with dull pitch covered chain saws here.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
03-03-2011, 10:40 PM
Oh and I might be getting fucked in the ass with a 2x4 by the IRS. We shall see once I add up all these receipts.
03-03-2011, 10:42 PM
I'm putting off my taxes until the last day. It usually pisses me tf off when I see it all laid out on paper.
I would be mean, but I am nursing the mother of all flus. My bones ache and my throat hurts and it can't possibly be sexually related injuries or disease.
03-03-2011, 10:46 PM
I started them but haven't nearly finished. Just thinking about it makes me want to drink.
Since you're sick I will not be mean and remark on the "sexually related disease".
03-03-2011, 10:56 PM
This really is torture, not being able to see the rest of the board.
Am I in Hell?
03-03-2011, 11:00 PM
Log out and you can save yourself.
03-03-2011, 11:05 PM
Don't log out! That's just what "they" want you to do.
Every time you log out of Mock, Lady Cop kills a baby. Trust me on this...I've been logged in for over 72 straight hours.
03-03-2011, 11:09 PM
The baby is gonna have to take one for the team, cause I'm logging out to read.
03-03-2011, 11:11 PM
03-03-2011, 11:17 PM
Omg. Sick baby killing fuckers.
Did anyone mention the substantial penalty for premature logging out? No? Hahahahaaaaa!
03-03-2011, 11:20 PM
(03-03-2011, 10:40 PM)eff Wrote: Oh and I might be getting fucked in the ass with a 2x4 by the IRS. We shall see once I add up all these receipts. Trips to the 7⁄11 do not count as "business expenses" just as dog food does not count as "charity". But you may get away with drugs and alcohol as a "medical expense". Go to Wisconsin and see a doctor for a prescription. I hear they give them out on the street.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
03-03-2011, 11:23 PM
(03-03-2011, 11:17 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Omg. Sick baby killing fuckers. here is the forumula for figuring the penalty. GCD(Fn, Fm) = FGCD(n,m).
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
03-03-2011, 11:24 PM
The F should be squared. And that's a fucked up formula.
03-03-2011, 11:29 PM
Consider the source or sauce whatever floats the dingy.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
03-03-2011, 11:29 PM
(03-03-2011, 11:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: The F should be squared. And that's a fucked up formula. It wouldn't look nearly as fucked if you knew what the fuck you were talking about. fibonacci primary, you figure it out.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
03-03-2011, 11:32 PM
Shit. First time I got 42. Then eleventy. Last time I got a fish.
Fuck this. I need a drink. (sadly I truly am working it out.)
03-03-2011, 11:35 PM
(03-03-2011, 11:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(03-03-2011, 11:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: The F should be squared. And that's a fucked up formula. Should I begin by saying equations have equal signs (and operations are always a plus), or just let it go? |
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