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		God I hate going to the damn store!
 Sorry, KS, you are just getting an egg sandwich now. But I toast the bread and make sure the cheese melts and I cook the egg so the whites are firm and the yolk is runny enough to soak into the toast a little...
 
 Oh, and I count to ten so the yolk soaks in then I cut it in half.
 
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		 (01-14-2012, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:  God I hate going to the damn store! 
 I know, many people do, that's why I'm always quick to offer in exchange for a meal.
   
	
	
	
		
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		 (01-14-2012, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:  God I hate going to the damn store!
 Sorry, KS, you are just getting an egg sandwich now. But I toast the bread and make sure the cheese melts and I cook the egg so the whites are firm and the yolk is runny enough to soak into the toast a little...
 
 Oh, and I count to ten so the yolk soaks in then I cut it in half.
 
Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies?
 
Bring it to me so I don't have to get up out of my chair.
 
Thanks
	 
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		 (01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies?
 Bring it to me so I don't have to get up out of my chair.
 
 Thanks
 
That sounds so good. I got out of the habit of browning the canned green chilis to add to hamburgers and sandwiches. Are the canned chilis OK with you? I will get the whole ones, not the diced and brown them in a bit of the bacon grease.
	 
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		 (01-14-2012, 01:39 PM)Cracker Wrote:   (01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Make me one also, but could you put some bacon on it and some chilies?
 Bring it to me so I don't have to get up out of my chair.
 
 Thanks
 That sounds so good. I got out of the habit of browning the canned green chilis to add to hamburgers and sandwiches. Are the canned chilis OK with you? I will get the whole ones, not the diced and brown them in a bit of the bacon grease.
 
You know I'll be there to clean up the mess...   
	
	
	
		
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		 (01-14-2012, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
 I know, many people do, that's why I'm always quick to offer in exchange for a meal.
  
That is the perfect arrangement IF you don't stop to shoe shop. The cooking mood is fickle and fleeting at times.
 
I miss the big kids living at home because they would do the store run. I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I don't keep Cokes in the house anymore (empty calories and too addicting), but I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one...
	 
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		Cracker:I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one...
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		 (01-14-2012, 02:23 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  Cracker:I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one...
 Hands down, Cracker wins!!
 
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Well fuck you then, I never liked you anyway. 
 
Still, it's not faaaaaaaaiiir!  Cracker's on the East coast--she had a 3 hour head start on me.     
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		 (01-14-2012, 02:23 PM)krystalshores Wrote:  Quote:Cracker: I will even cook in the middle of the night if you wake me up, do the store run, and bring me a Coke. I will cook you a yummy at 1 AM if you bring me one...Hands down, Cracker wins!! 
Fuck, you owe me.
	 
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		 (01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote:  ![[Image: watercooler.gif]](http://www.justicequest.net/forums/images/smilies/watercooler.gif) 
I saw the original post you criminal motherfucker.
	 
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		 (01-14-2012, 07:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:   (01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote:  ![[Image: watercooler.gif]](http://www.justicequest.net/forums/images/smilies/watercooler.gif) I saw the original post you criminal motherfucker.
 
Me too and I think it was up there for more than 15 minutes.  
   
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		 (01-14-2012, 07:28 PM)username Wrote:   (01-14-2012, 07:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:   (01-14-2012, 04:13 PM)Maggot Wrote:  ![[Image: watercooler.gif]](http://www.justicequest.net/forums/images/smilies/watercooler.gif) I saw the original post you criminal motherfucker.
 Me too and I think it was up there for more than 15 minutes.
 
 
 
 
  
 
 How much do you think we can extort from him?
 
How much do you want for a whole night?
 
I will ask for enough for 2 nights.
	 
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		 (01-14-2012, 07:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  How much do you want for a whole night? 
At least 2 goats, 1 chicken and a cow.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (01-14-2012, 07:37 PM)username Wrote:   (01-14-2012, 07:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  How much do you want for a whole night? At least 2 goats, 1 chicken and a cow.
 
I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast.
 
How about a buck a night?
 
PS I would pay more if you didn't have fat ankles.
	 
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		 (01-14-2012, 07:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast. 
Well, you like to cook goats, I like to eat chickens and I thought we could make it a threesome with Cracker but I guess if you're not up for it...
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (01-14-2012, 07:47 PM)username Wrote:   (01-14-2012, 07:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  I don't think 2 nights is enough time to have a feast. Well, you like to cook goats, I like to eat chickens and I thought we could make it a threesome with Cracker but I guess if you're not up for it...
 
well, with cracker you will either get to carpet munch or get the screwing of your life, I'm not sure which and I really don't see how you could be either. 
	 
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		 (01-14-2012, 08:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  well, with cracker you will either get to carpet munch or get the screwing of your life, I'm not sure which and I really don't see how you could be either.   
Now go back to cowering ya' old fart.
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