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I mock, therefore I am
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#121
03-19-2012, 01:08 PM


Special power? I look at that soft handed bastard & it makes me want to nail you right square in the balls.
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#122
03-19-2012, 01:11 PM
(03-19-2012, 01:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Special power? I look at that soft handed bastard & it makes me want to nail you right square in the balls.

Special power to get you fired up and rarin' to go!

You're welcome!
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#123
03-19-2012, 01:20 PM
Mock is overrun with eunuchs so there's no sense in arguing about circle jerks and pivot men anyway.
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03-19-2012, 01:39 PM
Justin Timberlake said it's not gay if it's a three-way. And he said it on tv so it must be true...
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#125
03-19-2012, 02:19 PM
(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 11:23 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm a Donovan fan, and a Cracker fan.

Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...ivot%20MAn

How DARE you ...
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#126
03-19-2012, 02:19 PM
(03-19-2012, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...ivot%20MAn


Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?

I didn't. 50
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#127
03-19-2012, 02:40 PM
(03-19-2012, 02:19 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...ivot%20MAn


Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?

I didn't. 50

Me either. And now I wish I DIDN'T know now.
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#128
03-19-2012, 03:55 PM
(03-19-2012, 02:19 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 12:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-19-2012, 12:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sounds like you're ready to be their pivot man.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...ivot%20MAn


Did you really think that no one here knows what a pivot man is?

I didn't. 50

I don't know, MF, when I'm around, she's aroused. She can't think straight, can't comprehend dialogue in a thread, and forgets her name.

Either I have some heavy male musk that gets her juices flowing or my Avatar makes her crazy cuz he looks like a faggoty she-man.
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#129
03-19-2012, 04:45 PM


I don't want to fight with you, it's inappropriate for me to be mean to my own people. Just do what I tell you to do & it'll all be good. Thanks!
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03-19-2012, 04:55 PM
(03-19-2012, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't want to fight with you, it's inappropriate for me to be mean to my own people. Just do what I tell you to do & it'll all be good. Thanks!

Absolutely your Worship.

BTW, I've just figured out the dynamics of our relationship.

You're Princess Leia and I'm Han Solo.

She craved her sum Han Solo! (He also liked to call her 'Your Worship').

He liked her amazing rack.

You see where I'm going with this?
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#131
03-19-2012, 04:56 PM


I'm not showing you my amazing rack.
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#132
03-19-2012, 05:00 PM
(03-19-2012, 04:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm not showing you my amazing rack.

Leia played hard to get as well, but I think we all know how it turned out in the end.

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03-19-2012, 05:02 PM


You're barking up the wrong tree. I dig chicks.

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#134
03-19-2012, 05:06 PM
(03-19-2012, 05:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You're barking up the wrong tree. I dig chicks.

Well, then, my long time 3-way fantasy could still have some life???
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#135
03-19-2012, 05:10 PM


hah You're supposed to be turned off & leave me alone when I tell you that.
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#136
03-19-2012, 05:20 PM
You've shown enough with some of your photos that I know you're hiding a Carrie Fisher body in there.

Remember the first 2 Star Wars movies? Had her all covered up, and then, Return of the Jedi comes out, and Carrie's clothes came off!

Every guy in America rejoiced. Hallelujah!

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#137
03-23-2012, 07:27 PM
(03-19-2012, 12:56 AM)Cracker Wrote: I would sleep with an old goat if he were rich...

Cracker are you a filipino?
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03-24-2012, 08:46 AM
she's fulla something.
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#139
04-25-2012, 09:06 PM
I'll be full of it.

My Dono! 10 Pages! I wouldn't expect anything less. How you doin sexy?
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04-25-2012, 09:07 PM
(04-25-2012, 09:06 PM)Love Child Wrote: How you doin sexy?

Gross.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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