I mock, therefore I am

[JsMom]

Nah. Not a big beer drinker. Got a local grocery store that stocks a lot of high end microbrew, went through a phase of trying them out but couldn't really get into it.

I'm not into beer at all. I might have a mixed drink or two every blue mood. Though, green jello shots do sound yummy!

[Duchess]

I don't think I know this person yet there is an air of familiarity about him.

[Lady Cop]

Donovan, i've made you a full member...enjoy!

you have access to much more now.

[Donovan]

Yeah, not enough bang for my buck.

If you always speak in that manner, you are a douche. This is Mock, you don't need to be pretentious. (Look at the thread title if you don't know what I mean.)

If you can't help it, bless your heart. HOTD will still be nice to you.

I know a few words not related to internet porn searches, and I occasionally use them in conversation. If that scares you perhaps you can use a google translator to assist you when replying to my posts in the future. For the record though: trying to ridicule the guy who read and retained a book or two as if this were middle school only works if you're actually IN middle school. Pretty sure you're right about this conversation containing exactly one douchebag, but it ain' t me.

[Middle Finger]

I tend to only get irritated when I think someone is running a game on me or I've been lied to.

Have you met ramsey?

Who cares when you get irritated? Sorry, but I'm not invested in you.

I like childish banter.

I had a nice lengthy response ready for you, then I looked on my list of People I Need To Impress Before I Die, and I didn't see your name there.

So...sucks to be you, I guess? Better luck next time.

I like Donovan. He's a gentler kind of ass-kicker.

[Donovan]

Donovan, i've made you a full member...enjoy!

you have access to much more now.

Thank you. I noticed extra stuff this morning and I thought I must have said the secret word or something.

[Donovan]

Nah. Not a big beer drinker. Got a local grocery store that stocks a lot of high end microbrew, went through a phase of trying them out but couldn't really get into it.

I'm not into beer at all. I might have a mixed drink or two every blue mood. Though, green jello shots do sound yummy!

I never was much of a beer drinker at all and really not even an alcohol guy. Drunks irritate me and in order to drink you gotta go where the drunks are. So that's a bit of a problem. Especially since my favorite pastime is messing with the minds of obnoxious drunks.

[Cracker]

Yeah, not enough bang for my buck.

If you always speak in that manner, you are a douche. This is Mock, you don't need to be pretentious. (Look at the thread title if you don't know what I mean.)

If you can't help it, bless your heart. HOTD will still be nice to you.

I know a few words not related to internet porn searches, and I occasionally use them in conversation. If that scares you perhaps you can use a google translator to assist you when replying to my posts in the future. For the record though: trying to ridicule the guy who read and retained a book or two as if this were middle school only works if you're actually IN middle school. Pretty sure you're right about this conversation containing exactly one douchebag, but it ain' t me.

Didn't read it. You are boring.

[IMaDick]

Let me know when you don't feel like a newbie anymore Donovan.

[Donovan]

Yeah, not enough bang for my buck.

If you always speak in that manner, you are a douche. This is Mock, you don't need to be pretentious. (Look at the thread title if you don't know what I mean.)

If you can't help it, bless your heart. HOTD will still be nice to you.

I know a few words not related to internet porn searches, and I occasionally use them in conversation. If that scares you perhaps you can use a google translator to assist you when replying to my posts in the future. For the record though: trying to ridicule the guy who read and retained a book or two as if this were middle school only works if you're actually IN middle school. Pretty sure you're right about this conversation containing exactly one douchebag, but it ain' t me.

I can't read. You are intimidating.

Fixed that for you.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well now, this might get interesting...

[username]

This is Mock, you don't need to be pretentious.

I can't believe you're telling someone they ought to dumb it down.

[Cracker]

Well now, this might get interesting...

No, it won't. That person is a bore and the shtick is tired. I was bored reading your interaction with him but I figured it was your dad.

user, I know smart people. They aren't boring. I didn't accuse the man of being intelligent, I accused him of being a pretentious bore. Not the same thing.

People don't realize intelligence in evident in cadence and flow, not grammar and usage. He isn't an intellectual giant, he's just boring.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well now, this might get interesting...

No, it won't. That person is a bore and the shtick is tired. I was bored reading your interaction with him but I figured it was your dad.

My dad died in Sept 2007. I have no relationship to Donovan.

Sorry to have bored you with a few quick post exchanges; they can't all be exhilarating. Sometimes it's nice to see a new poster arrive who isn't speaking text-style and spewing insults that involve excrement, in my opinion.

Ah well...

[Cracker]

Calling Donovan my father, or daddy, or any such thing is a sure way to set him off. Trust me on that one.

If the avatar pic he uses elsewhere is himself (and I think it is), he is very attractive. I prefer men my age or older, rather than the young dudes; he appears to be in that range.

He's kind of a pussy though. Crying about a few hours in the trunk. C'mon. Pfft. I asked him to be quiet nicely several times before forcing him to get undressed and ride in the trunk for the last 100 miles of the virtual trip. That slowness you're sensing might be a little residual brain damage (I forgot about air holes). Some people just need something to whine about...

Don't be offended, see the first part?

You can like him, no matter to Cracker. He just bores my tits off...

[HairOfTheDog]

Calling Donovan my father, or daddy, or any such thing is a sure way to set him off. Trust me on that one.

If the avatar pic he uses elsewhere is himself (and I think it is), he is very attractive. I prefer men my age or older, rather than the young dudes; he appears to be in that range.

He's kind of a pussy though. Crying about a few hours in the trunk. C'mon. Pfft. I asked him to be quiet nicely several times before forcing him to get undressed and ride in the trunk for the last 100 miles of the virtual trip. That slowness you're sensing might be a little residual brain damage (I forgot about air holes). Some people just need something to whine about...

Don't be offended, see the first part?

You can like him, no matter to Cracker. He just bores my tits off...

I'm not offended. I just like reading your exchanges when there's a little tension. No big.

As for boring your tits off, I think Donovan will have to answer to MS if that happens. I believe that MS is anxiously waiting for when you can post a pic. Now, MS is probably gonna wanna fight with me for reading his mind, since I always bash him for thinking he's read ours!

[IMaDick]

Cracker is making early excuses for being flat chested.

[Duchess]

I was amused by the rolling around in the trunk banter. *shrugs* I'm not asking for much, just entertain me a little, amuse me. My sense of humor is warped & I picture this shit in my mind as I read it.

[username]

People don't realize intelligence in evident in cadence and flow...

You missed a beat.

[Cracker]

People don't realize intelligence in evident in cadence and flow...

You missed a beat.

cankles