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OnBendedKnee Offline
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#141
08-02-2012, 04:32 PM
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Really?
Please:
Share with us your personal experience.
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#142
08-02-2012, 04:32 PM
(08-02-2012, 04:30 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 04:27 PM)JsMom Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:30 PM)JsMom Wrote: I don't want to understand the troll/sock lifestyle!! IMO, It's childish.


Mock is your first forum, not all sites are like ours. When you look around in here you see people's real personalities, that's not the norm in cyberspace.

...And I dont intend to go to any other forum to find out. Smiley_emoticons_razz

Are you sure? It's kind of like the first time you see a bigger cock.

hah I'm quite content here at Mock.
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#143
08-02-2012, 04:35 PM
(08-02-2012, 03:00 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 02:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Kind of by choice. I chose to crossdress and was/am too afraid to let anyone get close enough to me to find out my secret. Also add to that a heaping helpful of Catholic guilt by my Mom, and my naturally shy, quiet, socially awkward, and low self-esteem personality. Also bad life choices(didn't learn to drive until I was 30) and laziness.

and a completely stubborn refusal to go see a hooker. We even offered to pay for her!
I didn't refuse...

Still waiting on the funds. And a time and location to meet hooker. It would be much easier though if you or Love Child took up that "profession".Blowing-kisses
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#144
08-02-2012, 04:38 PM
hah Thanks Clang....there went my fuckin' drink.
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#145
08-02-2012, 04:40 PM
(08-02-2012, 04:38 PM)JsMom Wrote: hah Thanks Clang....there went my fuckin' drink.

You're welcome. Glad I could be helpful.Blowing-kisses
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#146
08-02-2012, 04:53 PM
(08-02-2012, 04:15 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Fuckin' aye it is.

You...you...German.

ooooh the cuteness assault. Fuck, that's sneaky.

Now, how to counter that.... Oh, I got it:
You don't have to believe in God, God believes in you, darling!! Smiley_emoticons_fies

(08-02-2012, 04:22 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: 134 posts to reach a Nazi reference. Not too shabby.

135, actually Smiley_emoticons_wink

(08-02-2012, 04:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote: We can do better.


Damn right we can. Think the board's ready for that, yet?

(08-02-2012, 04:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I didn't refuse...

Did, too!! Something about STD's and nonsense like that. Pah, it's not like we would have asked for you to perform oral sex on her *pouts*

(08-02-2012, 04:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: And a time and location to meet hooker.

Seriously?!?! What else, I gotta undress and get her into position as well before you get off your butt and start moving? Strangle

Quote: It would be much easier though if you or Love Child took up that "profession".Blowing-kisses

Ha, yeah... that's what my bf keeps telling me, too. Lazy fuckers, the lot of you! Dramaqueen
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08-02-2012, 05:22 PM
(08-02-2012, 04:53 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Seriously?!?! What else, I gotta undress and get her into position as well before you get off your butt and start moving? Strangle

Already did start moving. Been arrested by the cops a number of times for dry humping random women. I don't think the cops are buying my story that a German woman I met on the internet bought me a hooker but won't tell me where and when to meet her.
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#148
08-02-2012, 05:24 PM
(08-02-2012, 04:53 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: ooooh the cuteness assault. Fuck, that's sneaky.

Now, how to counter that.... Oh, I got it:
You don't have to believe in God, God believes in you, darling!! Smiley_emoticons_fies

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Oh so that's how it's going to be eh? Don't make me break out my Nietzsche quotes. Nobody wants that.

@OBK - Just what I heard man. Just what I heard.
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#149
08-02-2012, 05:26 PM
(08-02-2012, 05:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 04:53 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Seriously?!?! What else, I gotta undress and get her into position as well before you get off your butt and start moving? Strangle

Already did start moving. Been arrested by the cops a number of times for dry humping random women. I don't think the cops are buying my story that a German woman I met on the internet bought me a hooker but won't tell me where and when to meet her.

Haha!!
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08-02-2012, 05:28 PM
@ Clang - Wait, you mean you really didn't get the details? Damn, I explicitly instructed your brother to give them to you first thing in the morning. I wonder what went wrong??

@ 'Gear - damn. Heavy weaponry. Ok, I'll see your Nietzsche and raise you... Jiddhu. Beat that.
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#151
08-02-2012, 05:29 PM
Clangs brother stole his hooker.
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08-02-2012, 05:36 PM
What? No. no. Noooo. He's such a good...no. I mean he wouldn't... fuck. You're right. :(
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#153
08-02-2012, 05:38 PM
I'll be damned!
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08-02-2012, 05:42 PM
(08-02-2012, 05:28 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: @ Clang - Wait, you mean you really didn't get the details? Damn, I explicitly instructed your brother to give them to you first thing in the morning. I wonder what went wrong??

@ 'Gear - damn. Heavy weaponry. Ok, I'll see your Nietzsche and raise you... Jiddhu. Beat that.

Jiddu. Ya upstart.

Lü Buwei

KA BLOUW!!
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08-02-2012, 05:50 PM
Jiddu, Jiddhu... sanskrit is not a precise science, OK?!?!!

Quote:Lü Buwei
Ha, spring or fall?

Quote:KA BLOUW!!


two words: Henry.Rollins.

Give up, you know I'm gonna play dirty.
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#156
08-02-2012, 06:17 PM
(08-02-2012, 05:50 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Ha, spring or fall?


You're so cute.

Quote:two words: Henry.Rollins.

Oh that gay guy that likes to think of himself as a Nazi?
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08-02-2012, 06:25 PM
(08-02-2012, 03:40 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:35 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:24 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't get that sock bullshit either. I'm so uncool. I always want people to know it's me.

You are not uncool. You are a straight shooter and don't have to hide behind a fake identity. I don't find that kind of crap fun either.

That was at least six inches? You have no gag reflex?

You'll never know. 110
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08-02-2012, 06:27 PM
(08-02-2012, 03:47 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:09 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:06 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 03:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: Ftr, best sock ever.

Thanks, Ma.Blowing-kisses

Fixed.


Now I'm Ma? Good job 'Gear.

Pretty funny though right?

Me and my alts laughed heartily out of both sides of our mouths hah
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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08-02-2012, 06:29 PM
(08-02-2012, 05:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 04:53 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: ooooh the cuteness assault. Fuck, that's sneaky.

Now, how to counter that.... Oh, I got it:
You don't have to believe in God, God believes in you, darling!! Smiley_emoticons_fies

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Oh so that's how it's going to be eh? Don't make me break out my Nietzsche quotes. Nobody wants that.

@OBK - Just what I heard man. Just what I heard.

Either way, my brother.
You know I love you.
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08-02-2012, 06:30 PM
(08-02-2012, 03:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't get that sock bullshit either. I'm so uncool. I always want people to know it's me.

I have a sock account at TK called Ed Horne. It was a lot of work for no credit. More than one person has deemed me to be troublesome and offensive. I'm not about to give that away to play dress up.

BTW If anyone wants to borrow Ed he ain't busy.
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