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Fuck Halloween....
#61
(11-02-2013, 08:36 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(11-02-2013, 08:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Listen here you sex toy addict, you don't know what I went through last year. Santa brought me a flopendectomy this year I want a slipadectomy.

Addit: I need the real thing, I can't tolerate that plastic stuff like you do.

I know I'm tired and I'm medicated but WTF are you even talking about? Am I just too foggy to get it? A flopendectomy?

A soft on silly billy.
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#62
I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.
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#63
(11-02-2013, 10:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.

it took Nyquil for you to not care about that faggots post?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#64
(11-03-2013, 02:09 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:
(11-02-2013, 10:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.

it took Nyquil for you to not care about that faggots post?

I am no faggot you pill popping freak.
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#65
(11-03-2013, 02:09 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:
(11-02-2013, 10:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.

it took Nyquil for you to not care about that faggots post?

It took NyQuil to make me not care about anything.
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#66
I think Aussie is saying that last Christmas her boyfriend couldn't get a hard on so she's hoping this Christmas will be better. Am I in the right ballpark here, Aussie?
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#67
The right BALLPARK? Hehehe
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#68
(11-03-2013, 05:57 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(11-03-2013, 02:09 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:
(11-02-2013, 10:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I still don't get it. But I no longer care thanks to NyQuil.

it took Nyquil for you to not care about that faggots post?

I am no faggot you pill popping freak.

Shut up faggot.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#69
(11-02-2013, 08:51 PM)Spomd Wrote: and LOL the real thing is only better for a minute or twoLOL
Then you're doing it wrong.
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#70
CRAP!
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#71


hah You can say fuck. Even fuckity fuck.
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#72
Fuckin A.
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#73
(11-03-2013, 09:35 AM)sally Wrote: I think Aussie is saying that last Christmas her boyfriend couldn't get a hard on so she's hoping this Christmas will be better. Am I in the right ballpark here, Aussie?

I'm sure he'll be fine provided he's found a new girlfriend.

You deserve a damn medal for figuring that one out.
Commando Cunt Queen
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#74
Fuck that, I said crap...fucking wanted to say crap. Crappity fucking crap
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#75
(10-31-2013, 10:44 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(10-31-2013, 05:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(10-31-2013, 03:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: I won't be surprised if Aussie puts her tree up in the next 7 days.

Thanks for reminding me. Mini xmas tree I've got the perfect spot for the tree this year.

(10-31-2013, 04:50 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Makes sense...only crazy people do that.

You bitch, the earlier you put the tree up, the stronger the spirit of Christmas comes into your house and then Santa brings you better presents....but you go on ahead and put yours
up the day before and see what happens.

I will put mine up about a week after thanksgiving...like most normal people do, crazy lady.

I typically put mine up Thanksgiving night.
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#76
I like to spend the long weekend after TG decorating for Christmas.
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#77
(11-03-2013, 09:35 AM)sally Wrote: I think Aussie is saying that last Christmas her boyfriend couldn't get a hard on so she's hoping this Christmas will be better. Am I in the right ballpark here, Aussie?

This is why I have the utmost respect for Sally. Slamdunk! If I put the tree up early, I will be guaranteed a giant big throbbing hunk of manhood....oh and that doesn't turn out to be a stalker. Diablo
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#78
I don't even have to hand out candy this year, but I kinda liked doing that. Some of those kids are really cute.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#79
Last year was the first year I didn't pass out candy. I'm on the fence this year.
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