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My buddy the Mainiac is late.

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My buddy the Mainiac is late.
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10-24-2013, 08:24 PM
He usually visits me by now and brings me my sack of first cut hay, so I called him:
Me: Hey maniac where's my hay bitch!
maniac: Crap.....its Turkey season loser.
me: Well.....bring one for my table then
maniac: nope
me: your going to jail for not getting insurance turkey ass.
maniac: Are you kidding me ........how
Me: They will snatch your tax return and buy a bat and hit you with it.
maniac: What's a tax return?
Me: Its homage for living in this great land
maniac: I aint filed one in over 30 yrs, why start now?
Me: They don't like people like you flying under the radar.
maniac: hahahahahaha
Me: hey maniac.......where's my hay bitch!
maniac: next week brother..........
me: Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
maniacs bitch wife: where's my pickles snookums....hah

life is good sometimes. Mainiac is about 63 and still kicks my ass arm wrestling. And I bet will still get social security at some point down the road.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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10-24-2013, 08:36 PM


A bale. *swoons*
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10-24-2013, 08:45 PM
I'm wondering if a mainiac is mainstream crazy, not off the wall window licking crazy..
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10-24-2013, 08:47 PM
Window licking crazy? bwaaaaahahahaha
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11-03-2013, 09:49 AM
The guy that moved into the nut down the roads house looks just like John Locke from "Lost" and his personality is also a match. He works for Comcast an internet/television company. We were talking about barter and how well it works around here. He has an HVAC issue. Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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11-05-2013, 09:58 AM
Lucky.

I don't know exactly what my newish neighbor is doing in terms of home improvements, but he's been doing something almost every day for months from 4:45 to 6:45 a.m. and then again for a couple of hours at night. Sounds like he's in my room; the beauty of shared walls.

He's a substitute teacher with nothing to barter. He did offer to trim my bush and invited me to a couple of barbecues, but that's before I hit him up for blocking part of my driveway a few times. Now, I never see him - just hear him pound, pound, pounding away.
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11-06-2013, 01:38 AM
Hair:

Your new neighbor wanted to trim your bush and you blew him off for blocking your driveway a little bit. He is probably building a torture room to put you in so he can take his revenge for u rejecting him. Be
careful, girl!!!
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11-06-2013, 06:08 AM
Maybe he offered to trim the bush to gain access to the driveway? Maybe he'll move on and try to cut the other neighbours grass from now on..
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11-06-2013, 12:17 PM
(11-06-2013, 01:38 AM)blueberryhill Wrote: Hair:

Your new neighbor wanted to trim your bush and you blew him off for blocking your driveway a little bit. He is probably building a torture room to put you in so he can take his revenge for u rejecting him. Be
careful, girl!!!

My niece would track me down and rescue me - pronto, I know it! She loves me (okay, she needs me for money and someone to poke fun at).

And, she's always shooting up people on her X-box games, so she may be more of a threat than the mild-mannered school teacher.

Wait...it's those mild-mannered neighbors who are usually the ones hiding some dark secret, right? hah

(11-06-2013, 06:08 AM)crash Wrote: Maybe he offered to trim the bush to gain access to the driveway? Maybe he'll move on and try to cut the other neighbours grass from now on..

Shit, I forgot about the alternate meaning of "driveway".

It was funny when he offered to trim my out-of-control bush (which is actually a large bougainvillea with red geraniums intertwined), but I didn't laugh in his face or anything.

Seems petty to hit someone up about blocking part of the (literal) driveway and I wouldn't normally care at all. BUT, when you have to park three blocks away from home on a hill and carry grocery bags that inevitably break, causing you to dodge oncoming cars in order to chase down a fast-rolling can of corn niblets and a bunch of yogurts... That's what happened the last time. Probably should have waited til the next day to huff up his stairs and address the parking infringement issue; betting I came across bitchy, even though I was (fake) smiling.

Anyway, we don't have front yards in the neighborhood and most of us have rocks in the backyard; no grass. But, I'm hoping he finds someone willing to barter for a little trimming of the bush. He seems to be looking for love and he is a nice guy (at least, I think he is - blueberryhill has me wondering).
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