SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION

[HairOfTheDog]

So, a very scientific research tool and methodology was used to determine the average duration of sexual encounters (may exclude foreplay) per state.

Now I know why Dick's not around and Kid doesn't post often enough...busy.

1. New Mexico (7:01)
2. West Virginia (5:38)
3. Idaho (5:11)
4. South Carolina (4:48)
5. Missouri (4:22)
6. Michigan (4:14)
7. Utah (3:55)
8. Oregon (3:51)
9. Nebraska (3:47)
10. Alabama (3:38)
11. Delaware (3:33)
12. Hawaii (3:28)
13. Wisconsin (3:22)
14. North Dakota (3:18)
15. Arizona (3:17)
16. Maryland (3:15)
17. Mississippi (3:10)
18. Rhode Island (3:09)
19. Connecticut (3:07)
20. Texas (3:06)
21. New Hampshire (3:04)
22. Wyoming (3:03)
23. New York (3:01)
24. Pennsylvania (2:58)
25. Maine (2:58)
26. Washington (2:51)
27. Iowa (2:50)
28. Illinois (2:49)
29. North Carolina (2:47)
30. Tennessee (2:46)
31. Kansas (2:38)
32. California (2:38)
33. Massachusetts (2:31)
34. Florida (2:29)
35. New Jersey (2:28)
36. Indiana (2:26)
37. Virginia (2:23)
38. Oklahoma (2:21)
39. Colorado (2:21)
40. Minnesota (2:19)
41. Ohio (2:18)
42. Louisiana (2:17)
43. Kentucky (2:14)
44. Arkansas (2:08)
45. District of Columbia (2:08)
46. Nevada (2:07)
47. Georgia (2:07)
48. Montana (2:03)
49. Vermont (1:48)
50. South Dakota (1:30)
51. Alaska (1:21)

It's very lucky for Minnesota that MS didn't participate in the study - though Alaskans probably wish he had.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/20...weird-news

[Duchess]

I haven't had sex that lasted for that long in a long time.

[crash]

Is that hh:mm or mm: ss?

[HairOfTheDog]

It's in minutes.

I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment.

[Midwest Spy]

I don't generally brag, but my sessions range between 6-7 minutes.

[crash]

I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment.

That was mostly my motivation to ask..

I guess nobody wants their clothes off for long in Alaska..or maybe they're just being honest. NM is known for its liars..

[HairOfTheDog]

The averages seem really really low, to me - even if it's just the duration of intercourse itself.

Course, I'm not watching a clock during those times.

[Duchess]

It's in minutes.

I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment.

I thought it was hours!

[Duchess]

The averages seem really really low, to me - even if it's just the duration of intercourse itself.

They are low! Wam Bam, thank you Ma'am. Oh nononono.

[crash]

Hours..

[Duchess]

Oh God

[Maggot]

I thought it was how many times a week.

[Maggot]

If I think of fishing I can go a long time.

[Duchess]

If I think of fishing I can go a long time.

I honestly don't know if that's good or bad.

[HairOfTheDog]

I thought it was how many times a week.

That was sloppy of me not to include the units of measurement in the OP.

That .04 times a week you're having sex is even sloppier, though.

[crash]

0.04 wouldn't even rate as waking with a boner, would it?

[HairOfTheDog]

Probably not.

I'd guess preparedness would get you up to .05.

Anything below that is probably a case of there being a will but no way?

[Maggot]

Sometimes I hum the theme to "Bonanza"

[Midwest Spy]

Sometimes I hum the theme to "Bonanza"

Baseball statistics for me.

[crash]

0.04 is probably more accurately defined by the two milliseconds of consideration you actually give the thought of masturbation when some genius tells you to "rub one out" when you have a migraine..