DONKEYWATCHER

[Duchess]

Regardless of how I look at that, it's not good.

I have questions.

[Maggot]

What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

[Blindgreed1]

What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

[HairOfTheDog]

What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

Well, I tried...



...to get the socks and earmuffs on him for you, but he's quite a stubborn ass.

Still, a sharp dresser, nonetheless.

[Blindgreed1]

What is the donkey wearing? Hopefully no pumps or mini skirts.

I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks. All 4 of them at different lengths. A set of ear muffs might be a nice accessory to the ensamble, as well as a really nice silk tie around the donkey's neck... That'd be cool.

Well, I tried...



...to get the socks and earmuffs on him for you, but he's quite a stubborn ass.

Still, a sharp dresser, nonetheless.

[HairOfTheDog]

Thanks for understanding, Gunnar. I really tried to make your wish come all-the-way true, but that was as close as I could get.


First, I approached Donkey from Shrek.

But, the smart-ass just likes to run around naked cracking wise and refusing to try new things. Stubborn as a mule.


Then, I approached Eeyore and probably could have finagled it.

But, the poor thing is so sweet and slow, I felt guilty even contemplating moving the bow from the tail to the neck and slapping ear muffs on the lazy-ass.


Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.

[Midwest Spy]

Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.

^ Didn't Stephen Stills say something like that?

[HairOfTheDog]

Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.

^ Didn't Stephen Stills say something like that?

I was thinking the same thing when I typed it out, MS.

Yep -- if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with.

[ramseycat]

"...and in the morning I'm making WAFFLES."

[Maggot]

Donkey whisperer. You have to gain their confidence and let them know everything is gonna be alright.

[crash]

I've always wanted to see a donkey in red striped tube socks.

How about black and white?

[Duchess]

I'll take two!

[Blindgreed1]

Mean little fuckers those.

[Eat Shit And Die]

DW seems shy I don't think they will make it.

[Blindgreed1]

DW seems shy I don't think they will make it.

According to the bylaws, they have to post nude pics now so if DW is shy it's a given he/she won't make it here.

[Eat Shit And Die]

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[Duchess]

Yeah, what he said!

[Blindgreed1]

[Maggot]

Now that's just great. My Cheetos got wet.

[ramseycat]

I hate when that happens.