The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[JsMom]

You seem to have a bit of a dick fascination today? Did you run out of black dudes to fuck?

I only fuck one black dick, just fyi.

I know it's hard to take the fact no one is fascinated by your dick but maybe next year? If you can even get it up anymore, ya old coot.

[crash]

It don't really bother me at all, actually. I kinda like it that way just at the moment, but thanks for caring.

[username]

Read Up, Bitches!

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Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

Well, I do try at times. At least think about it, maybe. And then, crash, it was like wtf was I thinking.

I always pegged you as emo, not pussy. Live and learn. I guess this kitchen is too hot for you, pumpkin. Ta-ta! I'm sure there are plenty of places on the interwebs where you will be loved unconditionally if that's what you're looking for, grandma.

[username]

Read Up, Bitches!

Want more freedom and a break from the typical forum scene? Have a darker sense of humor? If you like to speak your mind & catch a less filtered brand of responses, then here's a new home for you. Welcome to Mock, and welcome to some honest discussion in a world where you don't get banned for saying some shit that needs to be said.

Umm.. Well don't then, I guess?

Well, I do try at times. At least think about it, maybe. And then, crash, it was like wtf was I thinking.

I always pegged you as emo, not pussy. Live and learn. I guess this kitchen is too hot for you, pumpkin. Ta-ta! I'm sure there are plenty of places on the interwebs where you will be loved unconditionally if that's what you're looking for, grandma.

[crash]

I wonder if JsMut will come along and call you a dick too?

[Eat Shit And Die]

Can't I just call her a dick and save time?

[Duchess]

I think people filled with hate must have quite a bad odor, a very funky smell about themselves. Maytee probably reeks. I'm thinking hate must smell like pig shit or something equally offensive like chicken shit. Horse poop smells divine.

[crash]

*sniff*

I dunno, I don't smell too bad..

[Duchess]

I don't smell too bad..

That's because you're not filled with hate.

[crash]

I think Maytee is filled with stupid. And some drug induced paranoia, manifesting into a dose of hate. Dangerous combination.

[username]

Can't I just call her a dick and save time?

If the strap on fits....*shrugs*

[JsMom]

I wonder if JsMut will come along and call you a dick too?

I happen to like Esad, thank you.

[username]

I wonder if JsMut will come along and call you a dick too?

I happen to like Esad, thank you.

ESAD hadn't posted yet when he wrote that; he was directing it to me but that's okay. I know you like me too.

[JsMom]

I wonder if JsMut will come along and call you a dick too?

I happen to like Esad, thank you.

ESAD hadn't posted yet when he wrote that; he was directing it to me but that's okay. I know you like me too.

I was stoned for the new year so do I get a pass? And of course I like Miss User.

[username]

I was stoned for the new year so do I get a pass?

Of course! Just hand over the dog.

[JsMom]

I was stoned for the new year so do I get a pass?

Of course! Just hand over the dog.

Never in your life!

[Duchess]

There sure are a lot of birthdays today.

[crash]

I was stoned for the new year

Verses every other day? I thought you would have learned by now that bad things happen when you're stoned and you forget about things

[JsMom]

I was stoned for the new year

Verses every other day? I thought you would have learned by now that bad things happen when you're stoned and you forget about things

I don't smoke very often but when I do....I indulge.

[crash]