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Trump trump trump trump trump. Oh wait I cant post about him here. Trump trump trump trump trump trump. Awwww, screw it. Trump trump trump trump trump trump.
I'm a Trumper, He's a Trumper, she's a Trumper, Wouldn't you like a Trumper too? Be a Trumper, Vote for the Trumpster. Be a Trumper, Vote for the Trumpter.
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womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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(03-08-2016, 06:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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(03-08-2016, 01:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: (03-08-2016, 01:04 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: A lot of people were missing Clang.
I was one of them! Is the only way I can have him is if he licking cum from his fingers?
Sorry,D. I've been a bad widdle boy. Spank me?
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I'm cooking!
I've made 3 salads and now I'm baking a cake with raisins & slivers of carrot. Aha!
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(03-08-2016, 06:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sorry,D. I've been a bad widdle boy. Spank me?
How the hell did I miss this?
Bend over, you fat fuck and I'll give it to you like you've never gotten it before.
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(03-26-2016, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: now I'm baking a cake with raisins & slivers of carrot. Aha! [/i][/size]
So you mean a fucking carrot cake? You get more like Ramsey everyday.
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(03-26-2016, 05:09 PM)sally Wrote: So you mean a fucking carrot cake? You get more like Ramsey everyday.
Yes, a fucking carrot cake and if you were standing right here I'd smush your fuckface in it.
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(03-26-2016, 05:09 PM)sally Wrote: (03-26-2016, 02:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: now I'm baking a cake with raisins & slivers of carrot. Aha! [/i][/size]
So you mean a fucking carrot cake? You get more like Ramsey everyday.
I don't make carrot cake. Cake should not have vegetables.
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I think smushing a face with cake would be very therapeutic.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-26-2016, 05:16 PM)Duchess Wrote: (03-26-2016, 05:09 PM)sally Wrote: So you mean a fucking carrot cake? You get more like Ramsey everyday.
Yes, a fucking carrot cake and if you were standing right here I'd smush your fuckface in it.
Remind me not to come over to your house for cake and coffee. Geez, I'll say one wrong little thing and the next thing you know I'll be leaving in a ambulance.
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See how crazy I get when I feel forced into the position of having to cook. Fuck that shit.
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LOL, I bet Duchess looks great running around the kitchen in an Apron, maybe with a little smudge of flour...
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(03-27-2016, 10:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Grab a pillow to bite.
I'll pretend its a giant marshmallow.
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(03-27-2016, 01:04 PM)BigMark Wrote: Cheesecake is pie!
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Have any of you heard of baking bacon?
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(04-09-2016, 10:56 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Have any of you heard of baking bacon?
Sure, once the temp gets up high enough they cook just like in a pan.
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