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Are you a morning or evening pervert

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Are you a morning or evening pervert
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09-24-2017, 09:11 PM
It's really all about a persons time clock I suppose and would bet that men are morning people and women are evening people in this sort of thing.
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09-24-2017, 10:03 PM
Yes.
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09-24-2017, 11:40 PM
Yes men morning people, and women are evening people, until they're not!
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09-25-2017, 05:30 AM


I'm up before dawn everyday. Early bird gets the worm.
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09-25-2017, 10:22 AM
Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!

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09-25-2017, 08:47 PM
I'm a pervert all day long.

My dirty mind is always active.
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09-25-2017, 08:52 PM
(09-25-2017, 08:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm a pervert all day long.

My dirty mind is always active.

Especially when your co-worker bends over to look for the paperclips. You know you're thinking about injecting the old schlong.
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09-25-2017, 08:57 PM
Poor Harold, what did that poor bsstard do to deserve that?
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09-25-2017, 08:58 PM
(09-25-2017, 08:52 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-25-2017, 08:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm a pervert all day long.

My dirty mind is always active.

Especially when your co-worker bends over to look for the paperclips. You know you're thinking about injecting the old schlong.

Exactly. There is this new girl in the office that started a few months ago who is either Swedish or Norwegian and fit as fuck. And she learned English from watching Jerry Springer and calling 1-800 toll free lines.

Butt I wouldn't overanaleyes tit.
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09-25-2017, 09:02 PM
(09-25-2017, 10:22 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!

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That looks like a pecker on a dead white guy, not that I look at dead white guys peckers often. Hopefully that thing lights up or something.
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09-25-2017, 09:11 PM
(09-25-2017, 08:57 PM)BigMark Wrote: Poor Harold, what did that poor bsstard do to deserve that?

I think you mean Harriet, who likes men to ride her ass chariot.
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09-25-2017, 09:32 PM
Harold is real odd name for a fine Norwegian lass.
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09-25-2017, 10:02 PM
(09-25-2017, 09:32 PM)BigMark Wrote: Harold is real odd name for a fine Norwegian lass.

Har old tight clam?
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09-25-2017, 10:06 PM
We had an Swedish exchange student at high school named Anushka, she would drive us insane prancing around the pool in her swimsuit.
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09-26-2017, 12:12 AM
Thats a coincidence. We had a Swedish exchange student named Ludvig in highschool who drove us insane prancing around the pool with one testicle hanging out of his speedos.
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09-26-2017, 12:41 AM
That's nuts.
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09-26-2017, 09:24 AM
That took balls to do.
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09-26-2017, 06:48 PM
We had a German exchange student named Andreas Krapp. He took a lot of shit over his name.
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09-27-2017, 10:35 AM
Everyone waits in anticipation for the ball to drop.
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09-27-2017, 01:37 PM
(09-25-2017, 10:22 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!

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Mr. Bone!
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