Corrupt Wish Granting

[NaNo]

Ok here's a game, you have to make a wish and then the next person replies granting you the wish and adding some authentic mock-forum twist to it.

A crap example is:

I wish I had a car.



Granted, a car, but it has a constant smell (edit: of*) piss no matter how many times you clean it.

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Without further ado,
I wish I was rich.

[Lady Cop]

OK, you're rich. but you have dementia and your rotten relatives are wiping you out at the local brothel without your knowledge! ::blink::

i wish i had a huge yacht with a crew. :cool:

[LuMPyPussy]

Granted, but you and your crew are lost in the Bermuda Triangle, never to be seen again... in this dimension.

I wish there would still be social security around by the time I can retire.











Edit: forgot an 'ed'

[SyberBitch]

I wish there would still be social security around by the time I can retire.

Granted: But just as you get your first social security check, you discover that you have an enormous brain tumor and have about six months to live.

I wish I could read minds.

[LuMPyPussy]

Granted, but the minds you can read belong to pigeons.

I wish this forum would stop getting infected and going offline.

[SyberBitch]

Granted, but the minds you can read belong to pigeons.

::lmao::::lmao::

[NaNo]

I wish this forum would stop getting infected and going offline.

Granted, but you get banned.


I wish that I had 'inspector gadget' style gadgets!

[SyberBitch]

I wish that I had 'inspector gadget' style gadgets!

Granted, but none of them can be used as sexual objects! (even on yourself)

I wish I had perky boobs!

[LuMPyPussy]

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

Granted, but none of them can be used as sexual objects! (even on yourself)

I wish I had perky boobs!

Granted, but they're so perky they jump off your chest and go dancing away down the street.

I wish the guy at work's dandruff would clear up.

[Lady Cop]

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

Granted, but none of them can be used as sexual objects! (even on yourself)

I wish I had perky boobs!

Granted, but they're so perky they jump off your chest and go dancing away down the street.

I wish the guy at work's dandruff would clear up.

it will but it will require a drastic cure: ::cuthead::

i wish someone would cut up 4 cords of firewood for me and stack it up!

[crash]

Granted and stacked up... on your roof so every time you want a stick you have to climb a freakin' ladder to get it.

I wish this fucker I am trying to ring at the moment would answer his fucking phone...

[Luke Warmwater]

Granted.....but he's no longer giving cheap blowjobs.


I wish I hadn't eaten beans with my dinner.

[NaNo]

Granted, but your dinner was cat-food.

I wish I could just skip my A-level exams and still get good grades

[crash]

Granted... you got good grades but fell into the wrong crowd at Oxford and got hopelessy addicted to heroin and you're now dogging your ass in a side alley for a hit

I wish our useless fucking government had a clue how to manage the money of this country

[Duchess]

*POOF* The government finally got a clue but, the coffers stand empty & Australia is now a third world country.

I wish I could spend the next three months hanging out by the pool with my own satisfaction being my only responsibility.

[NaNo]

Granted, but nobody is beside the pool to help you with your incontenence.

I wish that I could stop time and walk around while it's stopped

[LuMPyPussy]

Granted but the moment you stop time is when a nuclear bomb goes off.

I wish I could sleep another hour this morning.

[crash]

Granted... but your head is filled with nightmares of a three way involving you, Sinister and Ramsey...

I wish I worked closer to home

[NaNo]

Granted, but you have to walk across a field of Swine Flu victims. And fish guts. And MP's.

I wish I could have multiple wives.

[crash]

granted... but now you're an infidel hating muslim that has to live in Afghanistan as a tee totaller, wear a rag on your head and kneel on your square of carpet five times a day until Allah tells you to blow yourself up at a road block

I wish I was more tolerant...