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Ok here's a game, you have to make a wish and then the next person replies granting you the wish and adding some authentic mock-forum twist to it.
A crap example is:
I wish I had a car.
Granted, a car, but it has a constant smell (edit: of*) piss no matter how many times you clean it.
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Without further ado,
I wish I was rich.
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OK, you're rich. but you have dementia and your rotten relatives are wiping you out at the local brothel without your knowledge! ::blink::
i wish i had a huge yacht with a crew. :cool:
Granted, but you and your crew are lost in the Bermuda Triangle, never to be seen again... in this dimension.
I wish there would still be social security around by the time I can retire.
Edit: forgot an 'ed'
Granted, but the minds you can read belong to pigeons.
I wish this forum would stop getting infected and going offline.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:I wish this forum would stop getting infected and going offline.
Granted, but you get banned.
I wish that I had 'inspector gadget' style gadgets!
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:Granted, but none of them can be used as sexual objects! (even on yourself)
I wish I had perky boobs!
Granted, but they're so perky they jump off your chest and go dancing away down the street.
I wish the guy at work's dandruff would clear up.
it will but it will require a drastic cure: ::cuthead::
i wish someone would cut up 4 cords of firewood for me and stack it up!
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Granted and stacked up... on your roof so every time you want a stick you have to climb a freakin' ladder to get it.
I wish this fucker I am trying to ring at the moment would answer his fucking phone...
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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Granted.....but he's no longer giving cheap blowjobs.
I wish I hadn't eaten beans with my dinner.
Fug duh kund
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Granted, but your dinner was cat-food.
I wish I could just skip my A-level exams and still get good grades
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Granted... you got good grades but fell into the wrong crowd at Oxford and got hopelessy addicted to heroin and you're now dogging your ass in a side alley for a hit
I wish our useless fucking government had a clue how to manage the money of this country
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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*POOF* The government finally got a clue but, the coffers stand empty & Australia is now a third world country.
I wish I could spend the next three months hanging out by the pool with my own satisfaction being my only responsibility.
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Granted, but nobody is beside the pool to help you with your incontenence.
I wish that I could stop time and walk around while it's stopped
Granted but the moment you stop time is when a nuclear bomb goes off.
I wish I could sleep another hour this morning.
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Granted... but your head is filled with nightmares of a three way involving you, Sinister and Ramsey...
I wish I worked closer to home
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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Granted, but you have to walk across a field of Swine Flu victims. And fish guts. And MP's.
I wish I could have multiple wives.
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granted... but now you're an infidel hating muslim that has to live in Afghanistan as a tee totaller, wear a rag on your head and kneel on your square of carpet five times a day until Allah tells you to blow yourself up at a road block
I wish I was more tolerant...
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021