07-14-2009, 12:03 PM
Jealous, unsocial bitches.
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| HATE IT~IT TURNS ME OFF | 1 | 9.09% | |
| LOVE IT~CAN'T GET ENOUGH | 5 | 45.45% | |
| YUCK~DON'T WANNA DO IT | 1 | 9.09% | |
| YUM~LIKE LICKING A CONE ON A HOT DAY | 2 | 18.18% | |
| I'D RATHER BE AT WORK | 2 | 18.18% | |
| Total | 11 vote(s) | 100% | |
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BLOW ME, BITCH
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07-14-2009, 11:22 PM
Good God this thread derailed from hell and back
 ![[Image: derail.jpg]](http://trumpethope19.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/derail.jpg) But yeah, BJs never really did it for me. Guess I never come across a pro. Once had a persistent girl who basically forced me to let her give me head, I was flaccid and like, "What the fuck ever ::laugh:: " To make matters worse, she then tried to kiss me on the lips.... "NNNNOooooooo, It's a TRAP!!! Back away bitch, I'm not falling for your trickery." ::karate:: All it takes is for a woman to claw my back, mmmm, I don't know why but that's like an ultimate turn-on. As far as "cunt, pussy, cock, dick" goes, I'm indifferent, I really don't say anything during sex. It's all about body language. The few times I would say something, it would be a random ass joke to make her laugh.
07-15-2009, 10:02 PM
She had to force him to let her give him head.
That is a big red fucking flag that D is fucked up.
07-15-2009, 10:07 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:She had to force him to let her give him head.What the fuck are you talking about, you pot smoking idiot!
07-15-2009, 10:20 PM
there is nothing hotter in the world than a wop, particularly one in the kitchen.
07-15-2009, 10:30 PM
fucking cunt bitch Wrote:there is nothing hotter in the world than a wop, particularly one in the kitchen.Yeah? Probably sweats a lot. ::dunno::
07-15-2009, 10:39 PM
sally Wrote:Sally, if you drink alcohol every day, which I believe you do, it's ridiculous to "bash" someone who smokes pot once in a while.Middle Finger Wrote:She had to force him to let her give him head.What the fuck are you talking about, you pot smoking idiot!
07-16-2009, 12:29 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:She had to force him to let her give him head.Welp, I was driving her to her sister's house and was kinda nervous. ::lmao::
07-16-2009, 08:13 AM
sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:She had to force him to let her give him head.What the fuck are you talking about, you pot smoking idiot! He's obviously mistaken Mock2zuma for D. Understandably enough considering they both hate bj's. Yo, MF - pay fucking attention! 
07-16-2009, 08:21 AM
I'd like to say on record here that I don't enjoy receiving it either... I feel like I'm on a stage, being closely observed for my reactions, and it's hard to get into the moment without feeling self conscious.
You know, like when you happen to glance down and see someone staring intently back at you? Kinda bothers me.
07-16-2009, 08:25 AM
Most guys really dig watching their partner get off, makes them feel jazzed getting that kinda reaction outta you.
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07-16-2009, 08:59 AM
Lumpy, it's more disturbing looking over and seeing your two dogs sitting quietly by the bed staring at what you are doing.
Please (anyone) don't tell me to close the door. We are only two people in the house and I find it absurd to close the bedroom door at night when no one else is in the house but the cats and dogs.
07-16-2009, 09:02 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:I only drink it for the taste. I don't get stoned and come to my own forum all dazed and confused not knowing who is who. Smoke another one, palsally Wrote:Sally, if you drink alcohol every day, which I believe you do, it's ridiculous to "bash" someone who smokes pot once in a while.Middle Finger Wrote:She had to force him to let her give him head.What the fuck are you talking about, you pot smoking idiot! 
07-16-2009, 09:03 AM
The Antagonist Wrote:Lumpy, it's more disturbing looking over and seeing your two dogs sitting quietly by the bed staring at what you are doing.::laugh:: I can attest to that.
07-16-2009, 10:28 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'd like to say on record here that I don't enjoy receiving it either... I feel like I'm on a stage, being closely observed for my reactions, and it's hard to get into the moment without feeling self conscious. Wow, that's fucked up. ::lmao::
07-16-2009, 10:28 AM
sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I only drink it for the taste.sally Wrote:Sally, if you drink alcohol every day, which I believe you do, it's ridiculous to "bash" someone who smokes pot once in a while.Middle Finger Wrote:She had to force him to let her give him head.What the fuck are you talking about, you pot smoking idiot! ::lmao:: Another lying, stupid bitch.
07-16-2009, 11:01 AM
It's like... FUCK! I don't know...
If someone offered me a random, free BJ right now, I wouldn't turn it down. I'd have to be a retard to do such. But in the back of my mind, I look at it as being unnatural to a degree. I hate to sound like Captain Obvious, but fucking urine and piss comes out of your genitals people... And I'm willing to bet that it tastes absolutely horrid unless you're a fan of R. Kelly and that's your thing. If you like the taste of it, then you might as well let people give you a golden shower and consider yourself a freakin toilet. Dicks are designed to fuck pussy! ::thumbs:: SHAA---CLACK!!! 
07-16-2009, 11:03 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:Well that was rude and totally uncalled for.sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I only drink it for the taste.sally Wrote:Sally, if you drink alcohol every day, which I believe you do, it's ridiculous to "bash" someone who smokes pot once in a while.Middle Finger Wrote:She had to force him to let her give him head.What the fuck are you talking about, you pot smoking idiot! |
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