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Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole[/user Wrote:wrote: [/b] Quote:[user=34]jackboots]Duchess is my favorite Mock Member. She's normal! That makes her hot and the envy of others.
[b]induces projectile vomiting.
MF is copying off me.......again.
I was the first member here to put something he posted as part of my signature, MF or "monkey see, monkey do" then decided to do the same thing, minus the humour, wit and irony but with lashings of schmaltz and arse kissing.
Yet another chapter in the book of "How witless is MF?". Quote:Actually, someone PMd me to encourage me to add a sig, so I did.
Quote:And of all the possiblities available you chose that vomit inducing toadying bullshit ?::death::You have just added another chapter to the book of how witless you are.
Quote:I also wanted to add that the obsessive hatred for Marie is retarded on a few levels.
Quote:Marie is as wet as a fishes arsehole, her airy fairy bullshit makes any right minded person want to vomit with rage. The fact you like her so much is yet another chapter in the book of how witless you are.
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We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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Sinister is a crusty fucking bitch just like that other crusty fucking bitch that annoys me.
I keep noticing that Duchess is much classier and sweeter than the others. Thanks, Duchess.
oh christ, it gets worse.
and the gourmet chef has the IQ of a can of campbell's soup. open can. put on stove. call the FOOD channel to report. ::thumbs::copy and paste recipe.
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jackboots Wrote:Sinister is a crusty fucking bitch just like that other crusty fucking bitch that annoys me.
I keep noticing that Duchess is much classier and sweeter than the others. Thanks, Duchess.
oh christ, it gets worse.
and the gourmet chef has the IQ of a can of campbell's soup. open can. put on stove. call the FOOD channel to report. ::thumbs::copy and paste recipe. Obsessed freak ...
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Middle Finger Wrote:jackboots Wrote:Sinister is a crusty fucking bitch just like that other crusty fucking bitch that annoys me.
I keep noticing that Duchess is much classier and sweeter than the others. Thanks, Duchess.
oh christ, it gets worse.
and the gourmet chef has the IQ of a can of campbell's soup. open can. put on stove. call the FOOD channel to report. ::thumbs::copy and paste recipe. Obsessed freak ... at least ican cook garlic crabs sugarlips. ::tongue::and meatballs too. 
you lurves me. ::hbeat::
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LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Garlic has crabs? no, crabs have garlic. and MF likes them. and he's never getting any again. ::lmao::or my world-class meatballs the hairy damn guinea greaseball wop soprano wannabe likes.
jackboots Wrote:hairy damn guinea
Did you ever read something so quickly that you misread it and it still made a weird, fucked up kind of sense? I saw this part and read "hairy linguine". I'm thinking, what the fuck kind of weirdo makes hairy pasta????
Yep....way too much coffee today........
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Sinister Wrote:jackboots Wrote:hairy damn guinea
Did you ever read something so quickly that you misread it and it still made a weird, fucked up kind of sense? I saw this part and read "hairy linguine". I'm thinking, what the fuck kind of weirdo makes hairy pasta????
Yep....way too much coffee today........ you really need to stop administering caffeine IV. try some booze. it helps me stay sort of sane.
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I'm not crazy being referred to as a hairy linguine.
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Middle Finger Wrote:I'm not crazy being referred to as a hairy linguine. hank azaria pool boy shaved MF's back.
Middle Finger Wrote:I'm not crazy being referred to as a hairy linguine. You'd be crazy no matter how we referred to you. ::nuts::
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...MF's new sig ~ sucks !...I much preferred it when it said something lovely about me...
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Duchess Wrote:...MF's new sig ~ sucks !...I much preferred it when it said something lovely about me...
He can't help himself, hes nothing without me and he knows it.
:cool:
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700 deranged metro-sex mother fucker posts.
it gets even more pathetic. i mean, even necro is more intelligent. i have asparagus in my garden that's smarter.
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 ::wave::
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Middle Finger Wrote: ::wave::
::blowme:: ...no...blow a big dumb turkey.
::laugh::
:kiss:: i love you anyway you pervert.
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I know where the turkey is, by the way! I ran across it in my shed today!!
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Middle Finger Wrote:I know where the turkey is, by the way! I ran across it in my shed today!! oh, then we can expect to see it this Thanksgiving? ::banana::
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I almost ran over a tomturkey today , if I was just a smidgen more hungry or a bit slower I could have rung his neck on the drive by. He stood about 3 ft tall and was almost to stupid to get outta the way.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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