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Be gentle I'm new.
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#41
10-25-2009, 09:00 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:What the fuck, people! It's 'chica' which is Spanish for girl. Chicka? Really?!?

I despair.

Oh, and about the new person? Hey cocksucker, how's it hangin'?

Was that crude enough? I'm more into gross, actually. If you like, I can repost that hairy black tongue photo.

Awww...I'm not Spanish, just a fat kid trying to be cool on the internet.

It's hanging low and to the left.

That was pretty crude, but gross it good also, I'd like to see the hairy black tongue, is it yours or someone you know?
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10-25-2009, 09:01 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I can repost that hairy black tongue photo.

That was one of the most freakish things I've ever seen !...You really outdid yourself on that one...Good job ! ::thumbs::

Please, don't despair over my mispelling, I don't always doublecheck, sometimes I just don't care...And that's what I have you for, right ?
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10-25-2009, 09:07 AM
Here it is ~

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Fuckin' Aye...That is astounding !...Don't look, MF !
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10-25-2009, 09:12 AM
I thought today was Monday and I was actually awake at 5 and about to hop in the shower.

I know, total non sequitur, but I thought it was kind of disturbing.
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10-25-2009, 09:16 AM
Shit, did I kill the thread? I hate when that happens.
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#46
10-25-2009, 09:17 AM
Nah, I think the newbie is reading about us.
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10-25-2009, 09:19 AM
Welcome to the fray....

What do you do for a living?
Are you old enough to buy liquor/beer/porn without a fake ID?
Have you been "known to hump a few pillows" because you repulse women?
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#48
10-25-2009, 09:21 AM
The Antagonist Wrote:What do you do for a living?
That always interests me too...I wonder why. ::blink::
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#49
10-25-2009, 09:25 AM
What one does for a living speaks volumes of the person.

How one presents their employment is even better.
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#50
10-25-2009, 09:32 AM
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The Antagonist Wrote:What do you do for a living?
That always interests me too...I wonder why. ::blink::

I find it interesting as well. I can totally see you as a PA. I can see Lumpy being in the service as well. I know she doesn't do that now though. I don't really think I fit the mold of the conservative insurance company employee though. But we are not that conservative anymore. At least in my office. Professional, but not boring.

I can see Frank being a computer geek or a financial guy. I see Maggot as the nice guy at work but a little off the wall. In a good way. D and Syber totally fit the computer geek mold. Although Syber seems a little hippyish at times.
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10-25-2009, 09:43 AM
There's something about someone saying, "be gentle with me", that just makes me want to slap 'em.
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10-25-2009, 09:52 AM
Duchess Wrote:There's something about someone saying, "be gentle with me", that just makes me want to slap 'em.

And you should! Where'd the little twat run off to? Is he feeding his face with Dorito's and Red Bull while jerking off now?

Has the chubby lil' guy got a face full of cupcakes instead of making a hearty effort to gain entry?

I wonder when MF is going to be around to let this one in?


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10-25-2009, 11:02 AM
twisteroo Wrote:Where's all the naked bitches at???

I found my way here by looking at a link in somebody's profile in some other forum, I don't remember what forum but I'm sure it had naked bitches.

Please don't ban me till all thewomens get a chance to fall in love with me and give me a proper stalking.
So, I take it you're female. Right?
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10-25-2009, 11:06 AM
twisteroo Wrote:Bring it.......I enjoy a good smackdown.
You can always count on Ramsey for a 'good smackdown'! ::thumbs::

(if you're 12)

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10-25-2009, 11:55 AM
Let me try to answer the questions that I remember from the past posts, yes I'm too damn lazy to scroll back.

I am old enough to buy booze, porn, cars, houses, inflatable sheep, etc, etc.....

I work in a milk processing facility for a living.

If I repulse women it's only because of my cheeto breath, my red bull induced nervousness, and my fat hairy belly.

I am also a male member of the species.
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10-25-2009, 11:57 AM
twisteroo Wrote:I work in a milk processing facility for a living.
Do you know what cheese curd is ?
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10-25-2009, 11:59 AM
do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?

















































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10-25-2009, 12:01 PM
Yes, I know what cheese curd is, although I've never made cheese.

I also know what butter curd is, I've made more butter than most people will ever even think about in their life time.
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10-25-2009, 12:04 PM
Butter will give ya a fat ass.
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10-25-2009, 12:05 PM
jackboots Wrote:do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?

I don't really hate cops, just don't have much use for them.

I've had a misdemeanor or two when I was younger.

In my best Joe Dirt Voice: "You know, society's got
no hold on this outlaw."


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