The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread

[sally]

Why is it normal to argue with strangers on the internet about a fucking Easter Bunny photo to the point you pissed people off something awful? I know it's not normal, but I did it anyway. And for that I should reflect upon what it is that I'm doing with my life. No wonder it's going down the shitter.

You've been doing that for as long as I've known you! You love winding up those tightassed bitches and now you want to feel ashamed? Shut the front door!

You shut the front door and don't let it hit you in your flabby ass! I'm ashamed of myself and you should be too with your nonsense.

[sally]

I'm just joking, like I really care about this shit. They want to post stupid pictures of their kids and grandma all over the house, it aint no sweat off my balls.

[sally]

Did your parents display pictures of you in the house and did you like it? Serious question.

[username]

Did your parents display pictures of you in the house and did you like it? Serious question.

Yeah they did. Did I like it? 

I look like an early 80’s permed fool in many so I’m not/was never happy about them. Even then I knew I looked like an idiot.

[username]

Taking y’all on my wild ride with my mom’s trust and siblings (whether u like it or not).

Woke up to a text from my brother this morning (he and I are co-trustees). 

“Do you care if I take mom’s car?”.

Me: “I don’t care but (sister) might care a lot. Have you checked its blue book value?”.

Him: “This is where we might have to vote her out”.

face/palm. Nooooo, that would be illegal/immoral.

Me: “That would be like (sister) taking a piece of jewelry without recompense; we can’t do that from a fiduciary standpoint”.

Him: “oh, okay I guess”.

Your sister is lucky having a sister like you! 

Thanks Cars. She really is fucking lucky, lol. My brother would…god knows what if he didn’t have me looking over his shoulder.

[username]

Back in the day, getting death threats was winning. 

I still feel like ur probably doing something right if people are threatening you with death.

[sally]

Did your parents display pictures of you in the house and did you like it? Serious question.

Yeah they did. Did I like it? 

I look like an early 80’s permed fool in many so I’m not/was never happy about them. Even then I knew I looked like an idiot.

Exacty, no kid wants pictures of their crazy ass hairdo junking up the whole house. Put them damn pictures in a box in the attic.

[sally]

The only place I put pictures is in my office and even now my kids ask why I have that stupid picture of them. Well I have to put ya'lls goofy ass pictures somewhere, the office seemed like a good place to hide them.

[username]

The only place I put pictures is in my office and even now my kids ask why I have that stupid picture of them. Well I have to put ya'lls goofy ass pictures somewhere, the office seemed like a good place to hide them.

My daughter has suddenly become a fucking actress. I’d post a pic if I knew how.

She got a part in an indie horror film (complete with her pulling her eyeball out), another in a music video and most recently she got a bit part playing some bougie rich bitch.

We’re paying more for her to have these experiences than she’s earning but fuck, she’s having fun and about to graduate with her B.A in child and adolescent development with straight A’s through college with plans to get her master’s right after.

She’s privileged 100%.

[Duchess]

Did your parents display pictures of you in the house and did you like it? Serious question.

Yes, and I hated it as much as I hated having my picture taken, nothing has changed in all the years since then.

[sally]

The only place I put pictures is in my office and even now my kids ask why I have that stupid picture of them. Well I have to put ya'lls goofy ass pictures somewhere, the office seemed like a good place to hide them.

My daughter has suddenly become a fucking actress. I’d post a pic if I knew how.

She got a part in an indie horror film (complete with her pulling her eyeball out), another in a music video and most recently she got a bit part playing some bougie rich bitch.

We’re paying more for her to have these experiences than she’s earning but fuck, she’s having fun and about to graduate with her B.A in child and adolescent development with straight A’s through college with plans to get her master’s right after.

She’s privileged 100%.

How does one go about getting into the acting industry without any prior experience? My son got hired as a knight at the Medevil Times dinner show once. He didn't take it though because driving back and forth to Orlando wasn't worth the money, plus he has never been on a horse before lol.

[rothschild]

The only place I put pictures is in my office and even now my kids ask why I have that stupid picture of them. Well I have to put ya'lls goofy ass pictures somewhere, the office seemed like a good place to hide them.

My daughter has suddenly become a fucking actress. I’d post a pic if I knew how.

She got a part in an indie horror film (complete with her pulling her eyeball out), another in a music video and most recently she got a bit part playing some bougie rich bitch.

We’re paying more for her to have these experiences than she’s earning but fuck, she’s having fun and about to graduate with her B.A in child and adolescent development with straight A’s through college with plans to get her master’s right after.

She’s privileged 100%.

Drama alert!

[username]

@Sally, my daughter’s been spending a lot of time the last 8 months in L.A. with her newish b/f. He’s in the music industry so they spend time mingling with all sorts of people in music and film and stuff. So that’s how she’s gotten these bit appearances. She also just signed on with some (very small) agency who might get her more bit parts. It’s fine although I keep expecting her grades to drop with all the travel and time involved but so far she’s juggling everything.

She’s thinking about getting her masters at UCLA/moving down there in the fall.

[sally]

A couple of years ago I heard that Quentin Tarantino was doing a remake of Rambo. My son actually looks like Rambo, like really looks like him so I told him that he should audition. He said how the fuck am I going to do that, move to LA and hunt down Quentin Tarantino. So that never happened.

[username]

A couple of years ago I heard that Quentin Tarantino was doing a remake of Rambo. My son actually looks like Rambo, like really looks like him so I told him that he should audition. He said how the fuck am I going to do that, move to LA and hunt down Quentin Tarantino. So that never happened.

Kids (even the adult ones).

My daughter isn’t tall enough to runway model but (unlike me) she’s super photogenic. I told her a few times several years ago that she should check into getting some pics taken for magazines/advertising. All I got were eye rolls. Now she got some professional headshots taken last week for her two bit agency. 

Whatever!!

[rothschild]

There's a lot of predators in that line of work. Binge drinking will increase the danger exponentially.

Just saying.

[Carsman]

A couple of years ago I heard that Quentin Tarantino was doing a remake of Rambo. My son actually looks like Rambo, like really looks like him so I told him that he should audition. He said how the fuck am I going to do that, move to LA and hunt down Quentin Tarantino. So that never happened.

Kids (even the adult ones).

My daughter isn’t tall enough to runway model but (unlike me) she’s super photogenic. I told her a few times several years ago that she should check into getting some pics taken for magazines/advertising. All I got were eye rolls. Now she got some professional headshots taken last week for her two bit agency. 

Whatever!!

You gotta start somewhere. Sounds like she's determined. Many "A listers" likely started the same way, until they got lucky and got discovered. Wish her luck. 

[username]

There's a lot of predators in that line of work. Binge drinking will increase the danger exponentially.

Just saying.

My daughter never drank a lot but she did periodically binge and it bugged the shit out of her (starting around a year ago). So she stopped drinking for 60+ days and then gradually started again. Then she got wasted one night (lost her purse) and now she’s around 5 months alcohol/drug free. She doesn’t identify as an “alcoholic” or addict or anything; she just decided (for now) that alcohol and coke etc don’t serve her. 
Go figure.

[username]

A couple of years ago I heard that Quentin Tarantino was doing a remake of Rambo. My son actually looks like Rambo, like really looks like him so I told him that he should audition. He said how the fuck am I going to do that, move to LA and hunt down Quentin Tarantino. So that never happened.

Kids (even the adult ones).

My daughter isn’t tall enough to runway model but (unlike me) she’s super photogenic. I told her a few times several years ago that she should check into getting some pics taken for magazines/advertising. All I got were eye rolls. Now she got some professional headshots taken last week for her two bit agency. 

Whatever!!

You gotta start somewhere. Sounds like she's determined. Many "A listers" likely started the same way, until they got lucky and got discovered. Wish her luck. 

Thanks Cars! 

She’s not going this route but I’ve also had the opinion that she’d be very good as a journalist, reporter and perhaps an anchor woman (love her or hate her, think Kaitlin Collins). I think she could do it (if it appealed to her). But she’s well balanced right now; that’s all I care about.

[Duchess]

Does the average man see 5 women a day he'd like to sleep with?

...and why is it called "sleep"? That seems dumb to me. Is it?