Sydney pub row erupts after faeces found in ice cream

[Cynical Ninja]

I've been around the world in my time.

Walking your spawn to the corner where the short bus pulls up does not countas going around the world. ::aww::

Not sure why I thought of this, but I think I'd pee in my pants from laughing if I somehow found out that OP was one of those people who worship and cry for trees. Remember that video of those hippie freaks that were wailing in the forest?

I do remember that one. Fuckin' hilarious, that was. However, for Poophole to be one of those whackos would mean he cares for something other than himself, which just isn't in his genetic makeup.

That's what made it so funny to me, I guess. That he has this dual bipolar thing going on where secretly he cries for shit like trees. Of course, this is followed by lame-ass ninja training exercises in his basement.

I am not bipolar I am delusional, if you are going to throw insults at least me get your facts right greaseball.