Time for the Rapture. Again.

[Cracker]

Explain why you need a god. Why can't things just be as they are?

People always think they need some big reward for living a decent life. Like being a decent human being isn't rewarding enough.

If you are playing for the Heaven Prize, you are selfish. Think about it for a minute. Remove the Heaven Prize and see if you still give a shit about other people. If you do, you are giving your money to the biggest racket ever conceived by mankind. If you don't, you are a piece of shit that Jesus can't cover for anymore. If you go to church and don't tithe, you are a cheap mutherfucker.

I wonder if people are super pissed when they figure out Heaven was a lie...