Time for the Rapture. Again.

[Fibonacci Prima]

We once adopted a cat named Karma. He was missing an eye, both ears were a mess, and he had a limp no one could explain. I always wondered about that cat.

[Cracker]

Explain why you need a god. Why can't things just be as they are?

People always think they need some big reward for living a decent life. Like being a decent human being isn't rewarding enough.

If you are playing for the Heaven Prize, you are selfish. Think about it for a minute. Remove the Heaven Prize and see if you still give a shit about other people. If you do, you are giving your money to the biggest racket ever conceived by mankind. If you don't, you are a piece of shit that Jesus can't cover for anymore. If you go to church and don't tithe, you are a cheap mutherfucker.

I wonder if people are super pissed when they figure out Heaven was a lie...

[Midwest Spy]

I believe the question to ask yourself is: Is this life really all there is? Is there an 'all-knowing' omnipotent power controlling the universe?

Did we truly evolve completely from amoebas? Was there a higher power that assisted the human form in some way, to be superior to all others?

I personally choose to believe that, yes, there is a God.

If you choose not to, that's your right. I'm not looking down upon you or snickering in your direction, because only at the end of the day (or our lives) is when we'll truly know the result of what we've believed in.

[Duchess]

I believe in God but I'm not too sure about all the other bullshit.

[Duchess]

I'm petrified of reincarnation. *shudders*

[Cracker]

Don't make me explain evolution again.

I never really minded religion until I moved to the South. These people are ate up with. Many are bad people. Complete turnoff.

We fight too many wars over stupid shit that doesn't really matter. Religion is divisive and harmful. Very sad indeed.

If people would keep it to themselves, it wouldn't be a problem. But people can't seem to do that.

[Duchess]

I'm not into discussing my faith, it's mine & it's not up for debate. I don't care what others believe and I expect the same courtesy.

[Midwest Spy]

Televangelists in particular piss me off. They prey on the weak. They don't seem to focus on a 'message', but simply talk about give, give, give to the church. If you don't, you're going to hell.

I also don't like the word 'religion'. As you said, divisive.

[Cracker]

I'm not into discussing my faith, it's mine & it's not up for debate. I don't care what others believe and I expect the same courtesy.

Exactly.

I don't expect everyone to be the same religion. Other people don't seem to get that. They want everyone to think and behave the exact same way they do.

If you are going to push a religion on me, it better be a good effen religion that doesn't have any obvious flaws. If any people in your religion are assholes, I'm outta there. Because it doesn't work.

I'm going to need the Great Panacea Religion or I'm not going to bother. And I'm sure as hell not going to dress up and go somewhere with the intention of judging others/having others judge me. Eff that. I'll have a late breakfast and read the news instead.

[BlueTiki]

And I'm sure as hell not going to dress up and go somewhere with the intention of judging others/having others judge me.

You just described Mock.

Except for the "dress up" part.

Wow!

Mock . . . today's 'No Dress Code' religion.

[Cracker]

I'm not wearing pants. Judge me if you must. Just don't knock, I'm not getting dressed to answer the door. The last three times it was AT&T. I don't have AT&T and I'm not going to discuss service with some turd in a polo and khakis on my front porch.

[Duchess]

I'm not wearing pants.

What are you wearing, sweetie?

[BlueTiki]

I judge you for allowing evil corporate greed to interfere with your religious study and meditation.

Mock heathen!

[Cracker]

I take my shoes and pants off when I get home. Doesn't everybody?

I poop at home. I do not poop with my pants around my ankles. Men do that. At work. Nasty.

Tank and boy shorts. All year 'round. I can afford central heat and air. No pajama pants for Cracker.

[Midwest Spy]

I do not poop with my pants around my ankles. Men do that. At work.

And the problem?

[Duchess]

And the problem?

She doesn't like poop at work, I don't like poop at Mock. Jeezus.

Poop is like breastfeeding, do it behind closed doors...at home...alone.

[Maggot]

This page is so wrong on many levels. I may visit it from time to time though just in case I cannot find a spoon fast enough to shove down my throat.
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[Cracker]

I do not poop with my pants around my ankles. Men do that. At work.

And the problem?

Your pants are on the floor where people pee and miss. Not good.

You have to be careful where you put your naked parts and clothes that go on your naked parts. Men never get that.

[Cracker]

This page is so wrong on many levels. I may visit it from time to time though just in case I cannot find a spoon fast enough to shove down my throat.
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Oh, sorry, Maggot! I thought it said "rupture."

[username]

I believe the question to ask yourself is: Is this life really all there is? Is there an 'all-knowing' omnipotent power controlling the universe?

Did we truly evolve completely from amoebas? Was there a higher power that assisted the human form in some way, to be superior to all others?

yes, no, yes, no