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Dirty Limerick thread
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10-29-2012, 11:38 PM
(10-29-2012, 10:53 PM)Teacher Wrote: Guess who this one is about - he can even illustrate it like my kids did.

There once was a boob-loving guy,
He begged to see boobs, never shy.
So obsessed was he,
Even asked Hot D.

Who was too classy to comply.

Hee hee. Teacher's got MS's number.

(10-29-2012, 11:18 PM)username Wrote: HotD took some pictures in Frisco...

She knew some guys who played in Crisco...

Her vines were divine...

Her pictures sublime...

But then HotD was revealed as a big ho'.

Hey! Even Duchess's "HERE'S YOUR SIGN" thread called me out as a ho who will ultimately die of venereal disease.


I've done nothing but Mock off all day, gonna pay for it tomorrow. One last limerick.


FAHQTOO is a foxy little Mocker

A hard-hitting, no-bullshit, straight-talker

She's also funny and kind

And with a lightening-quick mind

Knocks the Spy Man straight off of his rocker...
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[No subject] - by Maggot - 06-17-2008, 05:04 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Maggot - 01-21-2011, 03:38 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by BlueTiki - 01-21-2011, 04:29 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 01-21-2011, 07:54 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by IMaDick - 01-21-2011, 08:10 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 01-21-2011, 08:46 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Cracker - 01-22-2011, 12:46 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 01-21-2011, 09:33 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Cracker - 01-22-2011, 12:45 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 01-22-2011, 01:41 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Cracker - 01-22-2011, 01:59 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Donovan - 10-22-2012, 09:23 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by kitty1 - 10-22-2012, 09:57 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-25-2012, 05:30 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 10-25-2012, 06:06 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Duchess - 10-26-2012, 11:29 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Jimbone - 10-26-2012, 12:46 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Midwest Spy - 10-26-2012, 03:51 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 10-26-2012, 03:59 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Midwest Spy - 10-26-2012, 04:04 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 10-26-2012, 04:12 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-26-2012, 05:02 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by FAHQTOO - 10-26-2012, 05:08 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 10-26-2012, 05:05 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-26-2012, 05:15 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by F.U. - 10-29-2012, 09:16 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Midwest Spy - 10-29-2012, 06:06 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-29-2012, 06:17 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Midwest Spy - 10-29-2012, 06:40 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Teacher - 10-29-2012, 10:25 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Midwest Spy - 10-30-2012, 05:55 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by F.U. - 10-29-2012, 09:17 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-29-2012, 09:26 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by F.U. - 10-29-2012, 09:35 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-29-2012, 10:34 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Teacher - 10-29-2012, 10:53 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 10-29-2012, 11:18 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-29-2012, 11:38 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by FAHQTOO - 10-30-2012, 05:23 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Clang McFly - 10-30-2012, 02:30 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-30-2012, 05:34 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 10-30-2012, 05:46 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 10-30-2012, 07:59 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-30-2012, 08:04 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by username - 10-30-2012, 08:25 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by HairOfTheDog - 10-30-2012, 08:26 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Maggot - 12-11-2015, 09:35 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by BigMark - 12-11-2015, 11:08 PM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Duchess - 12-12-2015, 05:59 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Cutz - 12-13-2015, 01:27 AM
RE: Dirty Limerick thread - by Maggot - 07-27-2018, 08:19 AM
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