Finger licking good

[Cynical Ninja]

My grandparents where far away when all the bombing happened over the good old Kaiserreich you illiterate twit, or didn't you get the memo where it said I'm originally from the wonderful countryside of Hungaria and only use the German passport out of convenience?!

Then again, you are excused as you just came back after being put away for a bit in a rubber room.

Anyway ....

“Shadows shadows shadows” yadda yadda yadda that was over FOUR years ago dumkopf please strive to provide the class with something fresher why don't you?

.... that's what they all say. "It was aaaages ago!!" So? Shadows, balls, foreskin, same thing. Doesn't matter what, but obviously something is giving you some seriously curious information mate. Like I said, that time the German's had a mad man trying to lead them to glory, now they finally listen to the business end of things instead of all that black leather macho hooha. Europe is ours and you will be too soon.

Just check London tonight, guess who's playing. Surely not some dumb Premier League chaps. It has begun my mentally disfigured and mislead friend! You not seeing it is just another sign that you're still stuck in the shadows. Get the pun?!

Well, at least our ragheads here look upon us with a mixture of bemusement, however, clearly the contempt part they keep until they reach your soiled shores, judging by all that butchering going on there in front of your door, don't you think?

Then again, if I would live in a country where the people just take dumps in any hole and wonder why I'm looking at them with an astonished and surprised expression on my face, I think I would also feel like cutting them up after some time.

Hand me another Gin Tonic my dear, these scones are dreadful!

Make your mind up colonel Klink, first you say you only have a German passport for convenience then you say Europe is “ours”? Sounds to me like you have a serious self identity crisis Adolf. I wouldn't worry about krautland taking over Europe anytime soon either they've already tried that twice and had their asses handed to them both times.

Great Britain probably won't be a member of the poisioned eurozone for much longer anyway. Theres going to a public referendum on whether or not Great Britain should stay in the EU and it looks odds on that the great British public are going to overwhelmingly say “nein”. We prefer to stand on our own two feet instead of bailing out shitholes like Spain, Greece and bog trotter land. We will leave that to the krauts from now on we will move forward on our own backed by a slowly growing economy and one of the strongest currencies in the world.

As for being hated by the ragheads? Good its correct they should hate us we've been kicking their sand nigger asses in Iraq and Afghanistan for years now. The soldier that was killed in London will be avenged, we will just carpet bomb a few more farms and villages in Afghanistan. Or take out an entire wedding or funeral party with an apache gunship hovering 3 miles away. Like shooting raghead fish in a barrel.

As for the football? Its about time the krauts got there act together they havent won a European trophy in years.

For the official record number of european cups won by kraut teams? 6. Number of european cups won by English teams? 12 TWICE as many!

Looks like you've got a lot of catching up to do fatboy. Why do you care about German football anyway? I thought you only had a German passport for convenience? Let's look at the state of Hungarian football shall we? Oh yeah its a complete fucking shambles!