The Baldawg is HERE!!!!

[Blindgreed1]

There's a filthy rumor going around that you have a heart of gold.

I do... and it's on a necklace in my daughter's jewelry box... I got it from a dead hooker.... I have been referred to as the world's first living heart donor.

Proof that filthy rumors are almost always true. And, that most hookers have hearts of gold.

So long as the one whose heart you stole and chained was already dead when you arrived at the by-the-hour flea-bag motel with a wallet full of fivers and your penis pump, you're probably safe from getting snitched out by anyone here.

Finders/keepers and all... Plus, some of us have a soft spot for thoughtful parents.

Looks like HotD has your number Baldy. It's almost like she can see right through you. Trust me... I know the feeling.