The Baldawg is HERE!!!!

[Baldawgbites]

I don't think baldawg would go with Richard if the world was flooded in piss and he lived in the only tree.

I can see how you'd think that considering the Dick pic that I posted. But, to be fair, it doesn't do him justice.

He'd be dolled up for his bedside rendezvous with The Dawg; I'm sure of it.



Cutz says Baldawg would want a piece of that ^ and he knows Baldawg better than I, so I'm gonna go ahead and put the wheels in motion to make Baldawg's wish come true.

Send Jessica Alba... I'll cook for her and maybe get some sweet action later in the evening... If not... I'll rufie her, and take Nude selfies while sitting next to her semi conscious body on my couch.