(08-01-2014, 02:41 PM)Cutz Wrote: Good luck Baldy... when someone mentions you having a stroke... I don't normally think of it as a medical condition.

Strangely enough... neither do I

(08-01-2014, 07:59 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:

(08-01-2014, 11:53 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(07-31-2014, 10:30 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:

(07-31-2014, 08:05 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(07-31-2014, 06:57 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I've been in the hospital... a byproduct of my Multiple Sclerosis... It keeps me busy at times.

Stepped on your nutsack again? Hate it when that happens.

No I SAT on it... Then when I went to get up off of the toilet (Quickly) my ass cheeks had formed a vacuum like bond with the seat... I stopped about halfway up and the seat fell down smacking my now dangling balls from behind... I jumped forward, lost my balance and smashed my head into the towel rack... I was out until my Ex Wife came over and woke me up with her insane laughter... It was quite embarrassing...
What I was in the hospital for was an irregular heartbeat... turns out I have a lesion on my brain stem... Who really gives a shit about that stuff?

So you're going to be an MRI groupie for a while eh?

Nope I refuse to be any kind of medical Groupie... I'm gonna go out on MY terms... Not taking pills... maybe Viagra

Dude... They're not even going to monitor?

My God, if he's really sick & has been hospitalized I feel horrible for saying he's a boring fuck for not posting.

(08-04-2014, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

My God, if he's really sick & has been hospitalized I feel horrible for saying he's a boring fuck for not posting.

I think he might be serious.

If the illness deal is a troll, well then Fuck that Dawg!!!

Seriously, I don't get the sense that Baldawg is a sympathy troller. I sorta started to like the asshole and hope he's okay.

I'm sorry, Baldy, I was just trying to poke you. Had I known you were really sick I would have ignored you.

Kidding. I'm a little warped.

I have a friend who's higher up in the Make a Wish Foundation.

I'm trying to work a deal for Jessica Alba to visit Baldawg should he become gravely ill.

I had to tell my friend that The Dawg was 10 years old. But, I didn't feel like I was being deceptive given Baldwag's level of maturity and all.

(08-05-2014, 03:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I have a friend who's higher up in the Make a Wish Foundation.

I'm trying to work a deal for Jessica Alba to visit Baldawg should he become gravely ill.

I had to tell my friend that The Dawg was 10 years old. But, I didn't feel like I was being deceptive given Baldwag's level of maturity and all.

Forget Alba and make it Richard Simmons and Baldy will be giving mustache rides to heaven.

Thanks for the tip, Cutz.

That should make it easier to make The Dawg's final wish come true. Gotta think there's a greater likelihood of pulling Richard Simmons away from his beloved doll collection than pulling Alba away from her real babies.



Plus, there's probably a much better chance of a happy ending with Simmons.

P.s. I hope Baldawg doesn't come in here pretending to be gravely ill just to get a piece of that peppy limber Dick. I don't wanna be rude or anything, but might have to ask for some proof before making final arrangements for the mustache ride rendezvous.

You won't look bad for pulling the strings... anyone who sees that lumpy misshapen head automatically assumes he's got tumors. It's unlikely it'd ever come out that he's healthy, even if he were faking.

I'm not worried only about myself. I'm also worried about Richard and Dawg.

If I hook them up and Dawg survives, I suspect that he'd treat Richard like a cheap floozie and refuse future contact, except for the occasional drunken bootie call.

I really don't want a heartbroken Richard Simmons showing up at my door in the wee hours looking for a shoulder to cry on. Plus, I have no doll furniture.

For his part, the last thing Dawg needs is another ex with an axe to grind.

This wishful matchmaking is a strategic craft.

I don't think baldawg would go with Richard if the world was flooded in piss and he lived in the only tree.

(08-05-2014, 09:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't think baldawg would go with Richard if the world was flooded in piss and he lived in the only tree.

I can see how you'd think that considering the Dick pic that I posted. But, to be fair, it doesn't do him justice.

He'd be dolled up for his bedside rendezvous with The Dawg; I'm sure of it.



Cutz says Baldawg would want a piece of that ^ and he knows Baldawg better than I, so I'm gonna go ahead and put the wheels in motion to make Baldawg's wish come true.

Yeah... Baldy has a fetish. He mentioned Richy more times in the past than I'd care to relate.

Btw... that line about not having Doll Furniture - I was rollin.

Quote:Nope I refuse to be any kind of medical Groupie... I'm gonna go out on MY terms... Not taking pills... maybe Viagra

Quote:Dude... They're not even going to monitor?

I refuse to wear that damn thing... I've had it done before...and I was told there was nothing they could do to affect it at all... so why bother? When It's my time it will be my time... but not for a LONG time!

(08-04-2014, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

My God, if he's really sick & has been hospitalized I feel horrible for saying he's a boring fuck for not posting.

Don't feel bad... Shit Happens... I was sick... now I'm not... Fortunately I don't take offense easily, if at all.

(08-06-2014, 10:43 AM)Baldawgbites Wrote:

Quote:Nope I refuse to be any kind of medical Groupie... I'm gonna go out on MY terms... Not taking pills... maybe Viagra

Quote:Dude... They're not even going to monitor?

I refuse to wear that damn thing... I've had it done before...and I was told there was nothing they could do to affect it at all... so why bother? When It's my time it will be my time... but not for a LONG time!

REPORTED for bragging. Good to read my friend.

(08-05-2014, 10:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(08-05-2014, 09:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't think baldawg would go with Richard if the world was flooded in piss and he lived in the only tree.

I can see how you'd think that considering the Dick pic that I posted. But, to be fair, it doesn't do him justice.

He'd be dolled up for his bedside rendezvous with The Dawg; I'm sure of it.



Cutz says Baldawg would want a piece of that ^ and he knows Baldawg better than I, so I'm gonna go ahead and put the wheels in motion to make Baldawg's wish come true.

Send Jessica Alba... I'll cook for her and maybe get some sweet action later in the evening... If not... I'll rufie her, and take Nude selfies while sitting next to her semi conscious body on my couch.

(08-06-2014, 10:45 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(08-06-2014, 10:43 AM)Baldawgbites Wrote:

Quote:Nope I refuse to be any kind of medical Groupie... I'm gonna go out on MY terms... Not taking pills... maybe Viagra

Quote:Dude... They're not even going to monitor?

I refuse to wear that damn thing... I've had it done before...and I was told there was nothing they could do to affect it at all... so why bother? When It's my time it will be my time... but not for a LONG time!

REPORTED for bragging. Good to read my friend.

When My Kids turn 40 I'll allow myself to think about all of that shit... That would make me 78... It would be about time to say BYE BYE Bitches!!!

(08-05-2014, 10:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(08-05-2014, 09:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't think baldawg would go with Richard if the world was flooded in piss and he lived in the only tree.

I can see how you'd think that considering the Dick pic that I posted. But, to be fair, it doesn't do him justice.

He'd be dolled up for his bedside rendezvous with The Dawg; I'm sure of it.



Cutz says Baldawg would want a piece of that ^ and he knows Baldawg better than I, so I'm gonna go ahead and put the wheels in motion to make Baldawg's wish come true.

It moved... Now it's a belly button.