If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway.

[HairOfTheDog]

I've always liked Norway.

If conjugal visits are allowed there, I might consider littering or flashing someone or something like that in Oslo once the kid is outta the house.

So long as there are books and music included, I could do a two year misdemeanor stint in one of those cells -- no sweat. No mortgage. No property tax. No decisions or management responsibilities. Free health care...

I deserve to be punished.