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If your going to commit a crime, do it in Norway.
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10-29-2014, 11:04 PM
This is the new state of art prison there.

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A prison cell.

The Norden

Kinda like a retirement home.
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10-29-2014, 11:52 PM
That's my kind first class incarceration!
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10-30-2014, 12:54 AM
This thread is fucked up! Heading: "your" instead of you're. A missing "the" and then a missing "of".

Fuck ___ both __ you.
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10-30-2014, 02:11 AM
I've always liked Norway.

If conjugal visits are allowed there, I might consider littering or flashing someone or something like that in Oslo once the kid is outta the house.

So long as there are books and music included, I could do a two year misdemeanor stint in one of those cells -- no sweat. No mortgage. No property tax. No decisions or management responsibilities. Free health care...

I deserve to be punished.
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10-30-2014, 05:10 AM


I was reading about this the other day. I don't exactly view that as punishment but it works for them, you can't slam that. Their system works better than ours does.
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10-30-2014, 07:59 AM
(10-30-2014, 12:54 AM)username Wrote: This thread is fucked up! Heading: "your" instead of you're. A missing "the" and then a missing "of".

Fuck__ both __ you.

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10-30-2014, 12:17 PM
(10-30-2014, 07:59 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(10-30-2014, 12:54 AM)username Wrote: This thread is fucked up! Heading: "your" instead of you're. A missing "the" and then a missing "of".

Fuck__ both __ you.

whatsamatterwakeuponderongsideodebed?

____ Spelling gestapo underfoot! hah

(They "charge" by the letter here. 50 cents for "the", & 50 cents for "of")
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10-30-2014, 12:37 PM
(10-30-2014, 12:17 PM)Carsman Wrote: Spelling gestapo underfoot!


She's channeling LC. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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10-30-2014, 02:13 PM
(10-30-2014, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-30-2014, 12:17 PM)Carsman Wrote: Spelling gestapo underfoot!


She's channeling LC. Smiley_emoticons_wink

That's exactly what I was thinking before I left to have my follicle surgery. (code for haircut)
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10-30-2014, 05:39 PM
(10-30-2014, 05:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I was reading about this the other day. I don't exactly view that as punishment but it works for them, you can't slam that. Their system works better than ours does.
Intersting to note as well, the maximum penalty in Norway is 15 years. See Varg Vikiernes of Burzum.
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