hypothetical: calling all evil vagina monsters

[Duchess]

I already rented a place.

I hope you do things in your new home to make it cozy & comfortable so that it will be more of a quiet retreat for you rather than someplace to sit in the dark and watch TV all weekend and I hope you don't give up on love. It's not like you're a crotchety old man, you're still young and contrary to all the negatives you've given yourself, I don't view you that way. I think you're someone of value.